What the hell, this place is getting stupider than /b/. (19)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 07:06

"Let's get to 1000 by x" and "ITT we x" are just another way to say "I want to make a popular thread but I have no original ideas." One of these kinds of threads every once in a while might be kind of funny, but damn guys, lay off it a little, it's getting patently ridiculous scrolling down through a full page of nothing but the same text.

I suppose this text will be copied into every reply because every trace of free thought and creativity has been drained from DQN. (Or rather, it never existed in the first place but we used to at least copy interesting threads from 2ch.) We need to get some of the old crap back; it may have been crap but there were at least some brain cells in the primordial soup.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 07:42

nothing can possibly be stupider then /b/ or 4chan
not even this place even though "dqn" = "retard".

>I suppose this text will be copied into every reply because every trace of free thought and creativity has been drained from DQN.

just like 4chan.

also 1000 threads are stupid by default, it's not like anyone can actually get 1000 here without mod help anyway. but why give a shit about them in the first place?

anyway nothing you say or do can save this place, just like 4chan, just like the internet.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 07:58

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to DQN a while ago; you know, the Elitist Superstructure of DQN?
Well anyways there was an insane number of threads there, and I couldn't find anything without scrolling down through a full page of nothing but the same text.
Then, I looked at the thread listing at the top, and "ITT we x" was the first thing.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't make an "ITT" thread in DQN, fool.
It's only three letters, I-T-T YEN for crying out loud.
There're even "Let's get to 1000 by x" threads here. Family of 6, all out for some 1000GET, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna post an 1000GET." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 1000GET if you quit with those threads.
DQN should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the oppai thread can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me posts "Let's get to 1000 by x."
Who in the world makes 1000 threads nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to get to 1000?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to say "I want to make a popular thread but I have no original ideas."?
Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra free thought.
That's right, extra free thought. This is the vet's way of posting.
Extra free thought means more creativity than rehashed crap. But on the other hand the time spent thinking of threads is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's hilarious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by MODD from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with copying this text into every reply.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 10:59

Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree here. Unlike /b/, this place makes me laugh once or twice a month.

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 11:14

It's only three letters, I-T-T YEN for crying out loud.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 11:43

>>4 has only been here two months.

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 11:55

4chan? People with more than a brain cell still go there?

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 11:56

>>5
What the hell, I thought I had edited that out.

orz

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 12:25

ITT, let's get to 1000 by "What the hell, this place is getting stupider than /b/."

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 14:37

ITT, this place is getting stupider than /b/.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 16:18

Lets get to 1000 by posting stupider posts than would be posted on /b/!!

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 16:40

Hitler: Suicide... or Timetravel!

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 17:07

>>7
4chan is ok, except for /b/ which was taken over by myspace and gaia

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 19:32

>>13 yeah, I meant to type /b/... although /n/ is getting worse and worse.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 21:06

/n/ was completely horrible far before newfag summer.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 21:17

>>1
congrats, you've just pushed it over the edge by complaining.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5156 23:53

"Let's get to 1000 by x" and "ITT we x" are just another way to say "I want to make a popular thread but I have no original ideas." One of these kinds of threads every once in a while might be kind of funny, but damn guys, lay off it a little, it's getting patently ridiculous scrolling down through a full page of nothing but the same text.

I suppose this text will be copied into every reply because every trace of free thought and creativity has been drained from DQN. (Or rather, it never existed in the first place but we used to at least copy interesting threads from 2ch.) We need to get some of the old crap back; it may have been crap but there were at least some brain cells in the primordial soup.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5157 01:11

>>16
Woohoo!

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5157 04:44

ROFL i guess thats why they call this place "DQN"! XD

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