Attn: Shii. (107, permasaged)

1 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 1993-09-5212 20:59

You were Menchi this whole time. That is some lame-ass shit. The only thing that comes close to being that lame is that I'm bringing it up like four years later.

Sure, I could have put things together. I mean you do like being near (hot, oily) men, thus the whole men+shii = MENchi. Or maybe it's menstruating+shii.

Seriously Shii, what the fuck? You little cock.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 21:21

>>1
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4 Name: sage : 1993-09-5212 23:01

Excel Saga existed in 1989?

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 23:09

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6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 23:47

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7 This post sucked.

8 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5213 00:23

Thread reopened by order of Squeeks. PARTY ON

9 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5213 00:26

Forgot the party hat!

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10 Name: CyberNeo1337!CnpcB18FKA : 1993-09-5213 00:35

>>1
whatever, fuck you

11 Name: sage : 1993-09-5213 04:14

what is this shit?
NO INDIVIDUALISM IN DQN FAGGOT

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 07:34

The Elitist Superstructure finds this thread distasteful.

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 10:56

PERMABAN 04/30/05 10:23am Shii Horrible creepy pedophile and burgeoning child molestor

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 11:00

Remember when the 404 on Shii's page was an image of a naked, prepubescent girl?

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 11:02

"IT WAS A JOKE ALL ALONG!

You know, FYAD gets on my nerves easily, but it can be so drat amusing sometimes. All I had to do was make one gimmick post, which took about three minutes mind you, and they go crazy over it and start this huge thread faking chatlogs and stuff. They're like a bunch of kids jumping for a new toy. Seriously, anyone with half an ounce of sense can see the post below this one is a joke.

Those guys have really made my day."

Backpedaling lol

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 11:04

"if it is a prank it's not a very good one

"haha guys I'm not really a pedophile hahahahah my entire posting career and personal website were all an elaborate ruse to get an undesirable label attached to my name hahaha you guys must feel like suckers"

shii is really in a lose-lose situation by this point no matter if it's a joke or not"

Even today this is still appropriate

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 11:11

It's unfortunate you cleaned out your deviantART Shii, but the picture of Hazuki was hilarious and fucking creepy at the same time

Also let's not forget who supports Ron Paul here

GOLD STANDARD COLLOIDAL SILVER FIAT MONEY LORDS OF FINANCE JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS FLEET-FOOTED BLACK MEN SOUTHERN PERIL INTRINSIC VALUE PURESTRAIN METALS CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISM

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 11:12

Seriously for people who haven't seen it he draws Hazuki in a kind of vulnerable pose and buys socks for her, then they detail their trip to the park where she pretends to be his daughter

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 11:13

So Shii, when will you put an article on pedophilia up on "everything Shii knows"

20 Name: Squeeks!!VFiivNe/ : 1993-09-5213 12:58

I have to ask, just out of curiosity, how long have you been using this ploy of trolling and insult to express your attraction towards Shii?

I think if you want to be closer to him, you gotta talk a little bit nicer towards him, kid.

21 Name: CyberNeo1337!CnpcB18FKA : 1993-09-5213 13:34

>>13-19
k whatever, tl;dr, lol internet rage, fuck you

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 13:42

itt: internet drama and somethingawful, two things which are completely out of place on this otherwise fine board.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 14:56

>>20 Shii wouldn't return my affections anyway because I'm not a 10 year-old girl

>>21 pedophile apologist, you can't possibly aspire any higher

24 Name: CyberNeo1337!CnpcB18FKA : 1993-09-5213 15:34

>>23
I wonder, who's the lolicon here? "Die schärfsten Kritiker der Elche, waren früher selber welche."

GG, flamewar begin pls, but try to be a tad more subtle about this whole "halft the posts in this thread are by me, no one will ever notice!" thing. It is more fun that way.

Also, lets be polite and use sage so we do not annoy the rest of DQN with our shouting at each other, after all, we're not attention whores, are we?

25 Name: ™šVIPSTARš™­ : 1993-09-5213 15:54

Oh, I remember this. Hi Shii.

26 Name: anon!21anon4H3U : 1993-09-5213 16:16

>>13-19

Hey, I know that posting style, Vee Peer. Taking out your unbounded rage and unfocused homosexual urges on shii now, as well?

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:30

oh no. you called me a fag. i am undone

I thought you could do better than that, David

same goes for you, James

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:41

How about an excerpt from your magnum opus, David/anon

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Jenny lay in her bed, moaning. It was late at night now, and she couldn't sleep at all. Her breasts were growing steadily, constantly, methodically. She was already up to 5 feet around at the widest natural point, and still going steady. She couldn't lie down, since they might smother her while she slept, and she couldn't stand, since even in the low gravity envronment they were much too heavy.

Another orgasm.

Her vagina was raw from all the use, but her growth was just too much. She was sitting upright, leaning on her breasts and reaching under them to masturbate. Marcy was working with the staff to get her onto a shuttle into space before she crushed herself under her own weight. The dome didn't have the equipment to handle the massive mamms, and neither did anybody else on the moon. They had to get her to space before she grew too big to move.

Another orgasm.

Jenny didn't really care at this point. Her mind had been wiped away for the time being by the sensations that her growing boobs sent to her. She worked her clit now for a change, twisting and rubbing it. One finger dipped onto her snatch. Her other hand was constantly running over her breasts, feeling every little space.

Another orgasm.

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They brought the biggest shuttle they could for the trip. Jenny was wheeled onto it, with Marcy watching worriedly. Marcy had finished growing at a X-cup, over four times her original request. Her breasts hung almost 26 inches off her front, with a cleavage canyon that grew even more impressive when she put on her bra, specially made to keep her from falling over.

Jenny was past any cup size. Her constant masturbation was driving her hormone levels through the roof, causing her growth to be even more drastic than Marcy's. She was 110 inches around, with each breast with a greater average circumference than Jenny's height. Still masturbating, she lay on her tits, face down.

The shuttle launched towards the space station Firebird. It was the largest of any man-made space object, with dozens of football-field sized rooms. There was a team of doctors at the ready, going to attempt a surgery as soon as she stopped growing and regained sanity.

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Jenny ended up floating in room B-3 for a month, masturbating the entire time. Her breasts grew all the time, slowing after a few days but not stopping for the duration of the month.

After she reached a ten-foot-deep cleavage measurement, the boss came to see her. He watched as she floated and grew, thanking God that she hadn't asked for anything larger.

Her boobs gained a wonderful, spherical quality as she grew. They were massive bodies, like planets, and Jenny was only a tiny speck against them, the only object keeping them together.

As the growth slowed down, she began to attempt to have sex with the scientists. If someone came close to her now incredibl well developed and muscular pussy, she would motion that someone should insert into her. No one was brave enough to challenge the powerful organ until a hotshot transfer with a massive cock and insatiable sexual appetite arrived. He managed to have sex with half the department in one day, and ended up jerking off to finally reach orgasm. When Jenny motioned to him, he couldn't pass up.

They fucked for hours, her screams of pleasure reverberating throughout the station. She outlasted him, however; he collapsed after his eightieth orgasm, and she still had energy to burn. She fingered herself for hours after that."

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:42

R u sayin i can defend pedophiles, morpheus???

no im sayin when the time cums u wont need t0

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:49

its all true im a master homosexualist whatever that is

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:50

we're all shouting at eachother in here and its like a film in russian or maybe chinese i hear they shout alot

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:51

we're attention whoring even without names

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:53

Remember when you went to Raspberry Heaven and threw a huge tantrum, Shii?

It's unfortunate you edited that shit

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:55

And he visits here too apparently 9_9

But I expected this to happen when I first opened the melon stand for artists to draw pretty much anything they want. A place for public view and discussion on art. Sadly when it comes to this person, they decide to get their poops and giggles from causing pain (well more of just an annoyance than anything). Strangely enough, I do not feel any ill will against him. They may say I cannot draw, or Woot cannot. But there is no way either of us can take offense to something like that because we all know, that is far from the truth. But it does make me curious though, what really motivates someone to use so much of their free time (which can be used for something creative in the least) just to get their jollies? I mean, come on, watch a comedy or something, there is more humorous things to do than to taunt others. Someone does not need to take the time of getting IP addresses, writing messages over and over, etc. That takes much more time than me coming home from class or out in general and just clicking the [X] next to each of these messages to remove them.

In the end, guaranteed that this individual will try to use my quote against me, making something incoherent up, try to use my words against me, or twist them in some sort of fashion.

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 18:58

Countdown until Shii deletes his entire site and quits internet forever

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:01

"Investment banking is the most ruthless form of evil in the world. Investment bankers are utterly blind to what sort of impact they have on real life. Their only purpose is to maximize profits.

I have met people who want to be investment bankers. Their argument boils down to that they want to have lots of money so that they can donate it to the charities they most support. In other words, they want to be mean to people now and be nice to people later. They believe that they can do more with their money than the people they are taking it from; their ego is the size of our entire planet. If it weren't for people like this we wouldn't need to have organized charities at all.

There shouldn't be such a thing as investment classes. They are an instruction course in evil. People who want to learn how to be an investment banker should be forced into a rigorous program of reeducation, and if necessary sent to an asylum. "

I AGREE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE MUST BE SENT TO THE GULAG

37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:02

"This isn't a hypothetical question. Right now, in the lead-up to the 2008 race, a candidate is running for office who would bring reality back to Washington. This is the answer. 2008 is not the year to shrink away from change and settle on the same old combination of graft and pandering that usually gets people elected. We have among our ranks a single guy who is actually focused on making the country work right. His name is Ron Paul."

Bet you can't make it through this excerpt without bursting into laughter

If you don't, you're retarded or Shii (but I repeat myself)

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:05

"Ron Paul's stances on all issues are simply brilliant. Even on divisive issues like abortion he is absolutely right. To talk about my own opinion would be one long stream of praise so I will simply let him speak for himself."

Goddamn Shii look how stupid you are

Same man who took cash from Don Imus is right on all issues

But then I guess Shii is afraid of those incredibly fleet-footed black people

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:08

I think this thread is what happens the terminal stages of internet syphilis, when it goes into your brain and makes you completely insane before it kills you.

40 Name: CyberNeo1337!CnpcB18FKA : 1993-09-5213 19:25

>>27-38
tl;dr, again. I thought you had experience, but no.

I like how you took the time to write up all of this. No one will ever read it.

plz2link me directly to any insults in my general direction if you actually care.

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:30

he cared so little he had to tell them that he didn't care

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:30

hello im CYBERNEO1337

43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:30

a neo... which is cyber??????

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:31

oh shit he must be owning us hard he told us so

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:31

CyberNeo1337 you're my "one"

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:33

I r CyberNeo1337, I b h4xn all ur b0xn.

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:33

I r CyberNeo1337, I b h4xn all ur b0xn.

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:33

I r CyberNeo1337, I b h4xn all ur b0xn.

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:34

I r CyberNeo1337, I b h4xn all ur b0xn.

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:34

I r CyberNeo1337, I b h4xn all ur b0xn.

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:35

niggas know not to fuck with me im the motherfukken CyberNeo1337

52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:35

Mother, let me tell you about my world, where I am a hero and wit... come, enter the world of "CyberNeo1337"

53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:37

Mother, this a dangerous world, the world of "cyberspace"... you'll need the help of "the one" if you want to survive...

54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:39

There comes a cost for the aid of "the one" mother... don't touch my animes ever again...

55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:40

I've learned all their codewords mother... they accept me as one of them... a "h4x0r"...

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:46

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ This thread confuses and entertains me.

57 Name: CyberNeo1337!CnpcB18FKA : 1993-09-5213 19:49

>>41-55
u forgot the tripcode. (Hint: Easy to find)

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