Try to think about something oryginal...
Damn it! I have no idea, but I wish you'll tell me :)
Nothing runny, like a stew. Nor food that has to be carved or sliced (ouch).
Dim-sum dumplings? Sushi? Crepes? Scones? Smoked salmon?
Try to put some habanero sauce on the girl and then lick it off her. If you'll be able to lick it all then she's yours :P
CORN FLAKES
With or without milk?
Bulgogi
What?
Soft-boiled eggs. Naked girls even come equipped with twin egg cups for a cozy romantic meal.
PIZZA
>>9
how erotic
>>1
If you really mean 'served', as in a meal presented for consumption, I'd go with any kind of dish that is designed for presentation and is 'bite-sized'. That is one of the reasons sushi does so well when served on a naked girl, it can be presented in a appealing manner and be eating with as little work as possible by the consumer.
If you mean 'served', as in eating stuff off of a naked woman, I'll assume this is a sex game and you'll want foods that tactilely(sp?) pleasing to the girl such as hot and/or cold. Since this a game you want a certain measure of control as well, such as food that comes in a 'squeezable' container like various sauces/condiments. One of the reasons whipped cream and chocolate are popular. Plus you'll want to be inventive with it's use, like playing word games and such.
So for presentation, things that can bee eaten in 'bite-size' portions and for sex games, hot and/or cold chocolate sauce/syrup
>>11 is an extremely good post, but unfortunately doesn't mention mayo.
Isn't mayo a condiment?
>>11 I liked the word games part. Did you mean something like "kuri to risu"?
I'm sure most games deal with "kuri to risu", or at least should end up there ;)
I was thinking more along the lines of practicing your kanji, or Q&A.
since when did 4-ch become world4ch.....
these threads are getting more retarded all the time, I seriously don't care if this site gets shut down anymore... thanks...
hot sauce
I'm with >>17.
ROFL
fondue
OUCH!
gummy bears. beastiality?
fish
>>17 should learn to accept the fact that sometimes things are funny and he is not.
In complete seriousness:
I'd go to a recipe site and search for appetizers. They're usually great to eat with your hands and as long as you'd find something not too messy you should be set.
California rolls and any other kind of sushi rolls should work good too.
But if you're going for romance instead of performance art, I'd stick to fruit and small cakes. I'd use the "would I want to kiss her after munching a giant plate of it" rule right there.
>>25 again
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Mini waffles might work too :o for some reason waffles always remind me of morning-after breakfast, anyway.
Who likes bukake ^_^?
>>9
loli haet pizza
BUFFALO WINGS
seamen
seamen? You mean sailors :P?
Bukkake... udon... o.o
Steak tartare, with an egg.
wow.. but are there really places that serves food on a naked girl?
(i think they did that one time in
surreal life..)
I saw a magazine article - National Geographic? - about "nyotai-mori" with a Geisha girl flat on a table with sushi arranged on top. Supposed to be very expensive.
Personally, I prefer serving something you don't eat with utensils on myself. Imagine cherry tomatoes...ouch
>>35
oh yes i think so,but it is hard to find a restraunt in japan,it must be made by chinese or korean.
Three words...Artificial Spary Cheese :)
Sashimi~!~!
Anpan! >:D
Mongolian barbecue. Just for the hell of it.
Call me hopelessly romantic if you like but id go for a classic medley of strawberrys, satsumas and grapes with lots of cream and chocolate MMMMMMM
I'd recommend anything "soft" i.e ice cream, or anything that doesn't run risk of falling off. Also, don't forget: the vagina! what you could do is shove a cucumber into the girl's pussy, really deep into it I mean, and then just leave it there for a few days. Then, later take it out and eat it like that; by that time,it will have turned into a pickle! It's what I call, "deep pickling".
>>42
O.o;;
1) A lot of women are NOT that deep.
2) That would fuck up the PH balance.
3) Decomposing cumbers can't be fun to have there.
a can of beer.
2.something none too messy
3. something that a lot of can be made
That one cut of steak that you eat raw. Fillet mignon. Anything red, really, that's probably why sushi works so well, it has a beautiful color.
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a sandwich she made of course
ice cream with syrup, lots of it
pork chops and waffles sounds funny and i don't think u'd forget that anytime....while ur at it...scream mr. t!
pork chops and waffles sounds funny and i don't think u'd forget that anytime....while ur at it...scream mr. t!
don't forget the boiling hot Ramen to pour all over her
funny how "bite" means "cock" in french
Strawberries and natural yoghurt with some honey.
vietnamese soup
Chuck Norris
Mashed Banana & Chantilly
That or honey.
Another naked girl, minus the food.
wakame sake
NATTO!!!!!!!!
sushi/sashimi
fruity desserts, chocolate
anything that crumbles a lot, like cake or breads, not so great
careful with sticky/syrupy things between the legs!
Depends if you're going to have sex after it. And if the girl's hired, or cares about mess. I'd go with dessert types of food, nothing too hot. Natto? ...she might get offended. Haha. I also second what 64 says.
Wait, wait, this was in that movie Tampopo, right? I think he served eel or something, with raw egg, and squirted lemon juice on it to make it wriggle and writhe all over her breasts.
One of my friends did this with his girlfriend...though he wasn't too creative and went to Death by Chocolate. They sell Chocolate syrup made especially for kinky purposes. But I'm not sure of the objective of food on the naked girl is for sex or just for consumption...
Most aquatic animals have a natural twitch reflex when exposed to acidic conditions.
honey and whipped cream is always good :) I used to enjoy my boyfriend licking it off me lol. excellent foreplay.
I havent tried any other foods other than the chocolate sauce stuff, but i suppose it doesn't matter too much what the food is, as long as it involves the girls body being licked plenty.
Myself.
Strawberry Jam. Paint in on her breasts, and I just think you might get a milkshake. ^_^
chocolate syrup
Shame that cocaine isn't food, otherwise we would have the ultimate thread-stopper right at our fingertips.
Anyone remember that classic movie, Hot Shots?
Man. I suspect that most people in this thread don't actually know very many girls very well. Sweet sticky shit anywhere near a woman's vagina makes for messy, unpleasant sex and gooey sheets. Also promotes yeast infections.
I say non-dripping fruits--cherries, grapes. That sort of thing. Nothing crumbly or sticky, and nothing that will leave behind too much waste or juice.
sum gram crackers
...
Is that a gram?
Tofu.
ITT something small and bite sized.
Sushi
Cheezels, placed over the nipples of course.
Sushi, I guess, but mostly because apparently that is already being done.
I always thought sushi or something else eaten with chopsticks. But it depends on what the mood is. If it's "Oh, what an exotic restaurant" then sushi. If it's something sexual then whipped cream and cherries.