What would be the best food served on a naked girl? (90)

1 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 01:46 ID:MaJ8fkEJ

Try to think about something oryginal...

Damn it! I have no idea, but I wish you'll tell me :)

2 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 02:33 ID:kxR5Ag1R

Nothing runny, like a stew. Nor food that has to be carved or sliced (ouch).

Dim-sum dumplings? Sushi? Crepes? Scones? Smoked salmon?

3 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 11:12 ID:Yb0naZrE

Try to put some habanero sauce on the girl and then lick it off her. If you'll be able to lick it all then she's yours :P

4 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 11:19 ID:NlQUh6wl

CORN FLAKES

5 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 13:08 ID:Yb0naZrE

With or without milk?

6 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 20:06 ID:HzUUlEEw

Bulgogi

7 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-24 22:33 ID:8xpm9VXe

What?

8 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-25 01:57 ID:Heaven

Soft-boiled eggs. Naked girls even come equipped with twin egg cups for a cozy romantic meal.

9 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-25 18:01 ID:6unDWDRO

PIZZA

10 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-25 23:20 ID:Heaven

>>9
how erotic

11 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-26 15:00 ID:oKWtrrYQ

>>1
If you really mean 'served', as in a meal presented for consumption, I'd go with any kind of dish that is designed for presentation and is 'bite-sized'. That is one of the reasons sushi does so well when served on a naked girl, it can be presented in a appealing manner and be eating with as little work as possible by the consumer.

If you mean 'served', as in eating stuff off of a naked woman, I'll assume this is a sex game and you'll want foods that tactilely(sp?) pleasing to the girl such as hot and/or cold. Since this a game you want a certain measure of control as well, such as food that comes in a 'squeezable' container like various sauces/condiments. One of the reasons whipped cream and chocolate are popular. Plus you'll want to be inventive with it's use, like playing word games and such.

So for presentation, things that can bee eaten in 'bite-size' portions and for sex games, hot and/or cold chocolate sauce/syrup

12 Name: Alexander!DxY0NCwFJg 2006-01-26 15:45 ID:dVxrjMDO

>>11 is an extremely good post, but unfortunately doesn't mention mayo.

13 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-26 15:52 ID:oKWtrrYQ

Isn't mayo a condiment?

14 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-26 19:17 ID:PMl+qTKE

>>11 I liked the word games part. Did you mean something like "kuri to risu"?

15 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-26 19:18 ID:PMl+qTKE

>>9 Damn Ninja turtle...

16 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-27 05:39 ID:oKWtrrYQ

>>14

I'm sure most games deal with "kuri to risu", or at least should end up there ;)

I was thinking more along the lines of practicing your kanji, or Q&A.

17 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-27 22:23 ID:E3Xk2Jpu

since when did 4-ch become world4ch.....
these threads are getting more retarded all the time, I seriously don't care if this site gets shut down anymore... thanks...

18 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-28 05:01 ID:NWIZJnRp

hot sauce

19 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-28 15:35 ID:Heaven

I'm with >>17.

20 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-01-28 17:58 ID:Heaven

>>17 >>19
A board and its threads are only as retarded as you make them.

21 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-03 01:52 ID:Heaven

>>15

ROFL

22 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-06 08:54 ID:mVP4J3jx

fondue

OUCH!

23 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-10 03:31 ID:qKYI/xZ2

gummy bears. beastiality?

24 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-11 06:38 ID:Heaven

fish

25 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-17 07:48 ID:YMyC0jJI

>>17 should learn to accept the fact that sometimes things are funny and he is not.

In complete seriousness:

I'd go to a recipe site and search for appetizers. They're usually great to eat with your hands and as long as you'd find something not too messy you should be set.

California rolls and any other kind of sushi rolls should work good too.

But if you're going for romance instead of performance art, I'd stick to fruit and small cakes. I'd use the "would I want to kiss her after munching a giant plate of it" rule right there.

26 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-17 07:54 ID:YMyC0jJI

>>25 again

http://www.imagesupplyhouse.net/store/product.php?productid=16308

Mini waffles might work too :o for some reason waffles always remind me of morning-after breakfast, anyway.

27 Name: Apprentice Chef 2006-02-17 12:07 ID:O0U6KF7z

Who likes bukake ^_^?

28 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-14 15:55 ID:Heaven

>>9
loli haet pizza

29 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-15 10:05 ID:Or2lYSaC

BUFFALO WINGS

30 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-16 22:31 ID:VBtTEb1q

seamen

31 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-17 15:32 ID:37fq7Tku

seamen? You mean sailors :P?

32 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-28 01:10 ID:K6H7PP9A

Bukkake... udon... o.o

33 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-03-28 15:35 ID:Heaven

Steak tartare, with an egg.

34 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-04-04 00:32 ID:3r8qgRw/

wow.. but are there really places that serves food on a naked girl?

(i think they did that one time in
surreal life..)

35 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-04-05 18:36 ID:F+rQvXw5

I saw a magazine article - National Geographic? - about "nyotai-mori" with a Geisha girl flat on a table with sushi arranged on top. Supposed to be very expensive.

Personally, I prefer serving something you don't eat with utensils on myself. Imagine cherry tomatoes...ouch

36 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-04-13 16:03 ID:Heaven

>>35
oh yes i think so,but it is hard to find a restraunt in japan,it must be made by chinese or korean.

37 Name: Briant : 2006-05-21 05:44 ID:Zxbt6Fbb

Three words...Artificial Spary Cheese :)

38 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-07-30 09:57 ID:rkWlBV10

Sashimi~!~!

39 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-07-31 21:38 ID:+OlPGxKu

Anpan! >:D

40 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-08-03 22:19 ID:JmZ4/awk

Mongolian barbecue. Just for the hell of it.

41 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-08-08 12:00 ID:F0Zei1Gx

Call me hopelessly romantic if you like but id go for a classic medley of strawberrys, satsumas and grapes with lots of cream and chocolate MMMMMMM

42 Name: ak47 : 2006-12-23 00:34 ID:H6micngw

I'd recommend anything "soft" i.e ice cream, or anything that doesn't run risk of falling off. Also, don't forget: the vagina! what you could do is shove a cucumber into the girl's pussy, really deep into it I mean, and then just leave it there for a few days. Then, later take it out and eat it like that; by that time,it will have turned into a pickle! It's what I call, "deep pickling".

43 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-12-23 12:36 ID:kr7xhZ/2

>>42
O.o;;
1) A lot of women are NOT that deep.
2) That would fuck up the PH balance.
3) Decomposing cumbers can't be fun to have there.

44 Name: Pierre : 2006-12-27 10:05 ID:gkSZubXz

a can of beer.

45 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-12-29 22:41 ID:U7+VkcBM

>>44
Har har!

This is the correct answer!

46 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2006-12-31 21:03 ID:T7s6OH1s

  1. something with a lot of flavor

2.something none too messy
3. something that a lot of can be made

47 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-01-14 12:25 ID:8pDnDfJm

That one cut of steak that you eat raw. Fillet mignon. Anything red, really, that's probably why sushi works so well, it has a beautiful color.

48 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-01-14 17:30 ID:6LS9626i

09013251697
E8IW-QI8E.Ru-chan.E8IW-QI8E@softbank.ne.jp

49 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-01-15 08:20 ID:aeY7fGJ/

>>40
dies

my suggestion is hotpot

50 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-01-20 16:16 ID:jy9n1/+2

>>47

the color of BLOOOOOD?

51 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-01-31 04:10 ID:HqOBbAaj

mud

52 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-02-02 20:18 ID:k2s4sihx

>>51
thats not mud!

53 Name: Nanoviper : 2007-02-02 22:40 ID:VAV/9HkC

a sandwich she made of course

54 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-02-06 00:50 ID:e0JYJfXD

ice cream with syrup, lots of it

55 Name: hotaru : 2007-02-06 19:13 ID:5EHX4SVS

pork chops and waffles sounds funny and i don't think u'd forget that anytime....while ur at it...scream mr. t!

56 Name: hotaru : 2007-02-06 19:13 ID:EdSnrPfW

pork chops and waffles sounds funny and i don't think u'd forget that anytime....while ur at it...scream mr. t!

57 Name: hotaru : 2007-02-06 19:14 ID:h+ObUuO4

don't forget the boiling hot Ramen to pour all over her

58 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-02-22 11:12 ID:Heaven

funny how "bite" means "cock" in french

59 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-03-28 20:52 ID:ZcjvWIwI

Strawberries and natural yoghurt with some honey.

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61 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-04-06 12:44 ID:ij4SaG11

vietnamese soup

62 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-04-10 15:36 ID:ikHCK+vb

Chuck Norris

63 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-04-10 17:12 ID:/A4XWCzn

Mashed Banana & Chantilly

That or honey.

64 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-04-11 04:43 ID:Heaven

Another naked girl, minus the food.

65 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-05-01 06:34 ID:CvQZ7Led

wakame sake

66 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-05-01 21:49 ID:mTttWDyw

NATTO!!!!!!!!

67 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-06-03 06:22 ID:4o9Qbf6B

sushi/sashimi

fruity desserts, chocolate

anything that crumbles a lot, like cake or breads, not so great

careful with sticky/syrupy things between the legs!

68 Name: ND : 2007-07-09 00:20 ID:B9j+JpmC

Depends if you're going to have sex after it. And if the girl's hired, or cares about mess. I'd go with dessert types of food, nothing too hot. Natto? ...she might get offended. Haha. I also second what 64 says.

69 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-07-09 05:06 ID:+tNR86rN

Wait, wait, this was in that movie Tampopo, right? I think he served eel or something, with raw egg, and squirted lemon juice on it to make it wriggle and writhe all over her breasts.

70 Name: ND : 2007-07-10 02:11 ID:B9j+JpmC

One of my friends did this with his girlfriend...though he wasn't too creative and went to Death by Chocolate. They sell Chocolate syrup made especially for kinky purposes. But I'm not sure of the objective of food on the naked girl is for sex or just for consumption...

71 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-07-10 16:45 ID:939Ydp1r

>>69

Most aquatic animals have a natural twitch reflex when exposed to acidic conditions.

72 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-07-10 23:12 ID:MITdpmvO

honey and whipped cream is always good :) I used to enjoy my boyfriend licking it off me lol. excellent foreplay.
I havent tried any other foods other than the chocolate sauce stuff, but i suppose it doesn't matter too much what the food is, as long as it involves the girls body being licked plenty.

73 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-07-17 06:06 ID:CrpbUIZr

Myself.

74 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-07-17 21:43 ID:Heaven

>>73

That's kind of gross >>73's a self-cannibal.

Who would want to eat mashed >>73 all over a naked girl?

uber hentai.

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78 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-07-24 05:54 ID:+hSDVWWo

Strawberry Jam. Paint in on her breasts, and I just think you might get a milkshake. ^_^

79 Name: anonymous : 2007-08-02 01:30 ID:bchWNlQ6

chocolate syrup

80 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-08-03 06:19 ID:Heaven

Shame that cocaine isn't food, otherwise we would have the ultimate thread-stopper right at our fingertips.

81 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-08-04 22:39 ID:uayJrUx8

Anyone remember that classic movie, Hot Shots?

82 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-08-30 21:25 ID:lrTbsSWN

Man. I suspect that most people in this thread don't actually know very many girls very well. Sweet sticky shit anywhere near a woman's vagina makes for messy, unpleasant sex and gooey sheets. Also promotes yeast infections.

I say non-dripping fruits--cherries, grapes. That sort of thing. Nothing crumbly or sticky, and nothing that will leave behind too much waste or juice.

83 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-08-30 22:15 ID:7cTEHQEY

sum gram crackers

84 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2007-09-04 13:17 ID:zpPWzHC4

...

Is that a gram?

85 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-01-02 03:53 ID:tiaBa3np

Tofu.

86 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-01-02 20:00 ID:g3dy/hCk

ITT something small and bite sized.

87 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-01-02 22:55 ID:MTuq9eRV

Sushi

88 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-01-03 12:59 ID:zpPWzHC4

Cheezels, placed over the nipples of course.

89 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-01-30 19:01 ID:f3SlluLZ

Sushi, I guess, but mostly because apparently that is already being done.

90 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-02-02 22:48 ID:pMxX1VLW

I always thought sushi or something else eaten with chopsticks. But it depends on what the mood is. If it's "Oh, what an exotic restaurant" then sushi. If it's something sexual then whipped cream and cherries.

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