Brand new apartment, so I'm a bit understocked with only my mini-fridge installed.

Currently, I have spicy salsa, red seedless grapes, cranberry-raspberry juice, three bottles of water, two bottles of Fuze, a bottle of Heineken, a bagel and a single serving of chive cream cheese, whole wheat bread, a block of sharp cheddar cheese, about a third of a pound of Genoa salami, a slice of cinnamon-walnut cake, and a package of microwavable creamed spinach.

To be put away? Three pears, a jar of strawberry preserves, some sweet Thai chili sauce.

>1 "Mini-fridge" my ass.

My minifridge has two things. Half-gallon of iced tea and a half-eaten sandwich.