hamburger after a run?
For me its like: damn, I need a burger.
thats actually how Ive guaged how long Ive run.
Every 5 minutes is a half pounder.
Dont get me wrong, Im actually real thin, I just like to eat burgers.
Home ground and cooked FTW
Kind of defeats the point in running, no? I reckon a burger before running would be better.
Hey >>3, listen up! It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out!
I went running in the park a while ago; you know, exercising?
Well, anyways there were a CRAZY number of people there, that park was so fucking crowded.
Then, I looked at some sign that was up in the middle of the park. It had "FREE HAMBURGERS" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't go running in the park just after eating a free hamburger. It's just going to bounce around in your stomach and make you sick, for crying out loud!
There are even entire families here. Family of 4, all out in the park for some fun, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna get us some hamburgers." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you a bloody hamburger if you leave this fucking park.
The park should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two joggers on opposite sides of the U-shaped path can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start running, and then some bastard beside me says, "I just had a long run and I'm starved, so give me a hamburger!"
Who in the world orders a hamburger right after running nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat a hamburger directly after running?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "I'm starved"?
Coming from a marathon veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, eating as we run.
That's right, eating as we run. This is the vet's way of eating.
Eating as you run means more danger of choking. But on the other hand the calories burned are a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you run like this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the other runners from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>3, should just stick with the free corn dogs.
>>5
lrn2memes, d00d. That's the "Yoshinoya rant" kopipe that people have been posting at 4-ch and other chans as a running gag since, oh, 2003 or so.