Homosexual cuisine (19)

1 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-05-18 10:07 ID:n2JD+LM3

So <i>what</i> is homosexual cuisine? Please post recipes.

2 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-05-18 10:08 ID:Heaven

Yes, I realize I made a mistake. Now get over it and post recipes.

3 Name: Bill Murray!GlFfM97Rjs : 2008-05-18 19:29 ID:lvscR3ST

Speaking as a gay man, cocks.

4 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-05-18 23:15 ID:I5iUju+X

I googled it and the one relevant result was "They drown themselves in alcohol and indulge in homosexual cuisine such as Foolay Mingonions and Strawberry Banana Pop-tarts"


Strawberry Banana Pop-Tart
1 strawberry banana Pop-Tart
Unwrap pop-tart and place in toaster. Depress lever. 
Wait until toaster pops back up, and carefully remove (pop-tart may be very hot.)
Serve immediately.

I don't know what a Foolay Mingonion is. Possibly a traumatized filet mignon.

5 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-05-20 11:10 ID:iqm7tY3O

Correction: serve after it cools down a bit. You just said it may be very hot, wouldn't want to contradict yourself.

6 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-05-20 12:26 ID:I5iUju+X

I also forgot that pop-tarts come in packages of two.

7 Name: Gay Chef : 2008-05-22 12:27 ID:SJgS3nhp

Please don't eat homosexuals.

8 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-05-22 15:10 ID:n2JD+LM3

Thanks a ton! That'll take care of the dessert. But what kind of homosexual entrées, hors d'oeuvres and main courses are there, not forgetting beverages?

Define "eat" ;P

9 Name: Bil1 Murray : 2008-05-24 22:02 ID:bemWDgsh

Wait! I meant hens. Mmmm breasts.....

10 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-05-25 03:46 ID:Heaven

Being homosexual is even better than being Jewish or Muslim, because you're allowed to eat anything you want. To a homosexual, everything is kosher!

11 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-06-01 01:40 ID:Heaven

Except pussy meat.

12 Name: Foolay Mingonion : 2008-07-13 02:40 ID:8pq2nGb+


so...it's like being born-again christian?
As for gay cuisine: a plate of art with a little food in the middle, all of which worth upwards 50 dollars! That's pretty gay...

13 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-08-12 08:09 ID:X3bj4+du

Hot dogs

14 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-08-22 00:32 ID:T2LFZ5oQ

To counter that, I say tuna. ;P

15 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-08-24 06:35 ID:1H2avxe0

Goddamn, now I'm hungry for Pop Tarts.

16 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-09-02 19:11 ID:2Xs6J1Z+

The closest thing I would think of to homosexual cuisine is the Gay Energy Drink: http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/gayenergydrink/. There's another one called 'Anal-Blast' I think.

17 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-09-06 13:30 ID:Heaven

>>14 Tuna is an acceptable answer if you're talking about female homosexuals, because it smells like vagina.

18 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2008-09-10 07:19 ID:jPpQ/Ju8

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the obvious?
Lots of fiber.

19 Name: Anonymous Chef : 2021-03-02 01:23 ID:RCGDVjvZ

Gastro Obscura described geoduck meat as "sweet and briny" without being fishy, with a "clean, snappy bite that's much crisper than other clams," leading many to consider it to be the ideal seafood.

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