Why is it so awesome?
Diarrhea.
Taco Bell has two redeeming factors. The first, cheesey fiesta potatoes, is not on the menu proper but is otherwise available at every location. Try them and you'll never bother with the proper tacos again. It's also neat that you can substitute beans for meat in most items, so it's as close to vegetarian friendly as a fast food place can get.
All their food tastes exactly the same, but for some reason I love it anyway.
JACKSON 5 GET!
Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
Taco bell uses "meat" which does not even meet the minimum standards for qualifying as actual meat. ROFL!
>>7
Actually, the complaint was that Taco Bell's meat is only 36% beef, which sounds icky unless you're aware that nearly all uncooked meat is two-thirds water.
The lawsuit was over whether Taco Bell was being deceptive in advertising their filling as 'beef' when they internally refer to it as 'seasoned taco filling.' However, there are no minimum USDA standards for what qualifies as actual meat if the raw meat itself isn't for sale.
Taco Bell adds water to the beans...