Wasn't sure whether to post this in Games, News or DQN.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/07/ballmer_nintendo_ceo/
This is a pretty funny article that you guys should read! I loled a lot while doing so.
"Hey, Steve Ballmer, Why don't you suck my tiny yellow balls?"
LOL at http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20547 for thinking it was legit.