I tend to get pretty hooked on Nethack and other Roguelikes at random points in time. The story of my @ whooping up on a room full of Z and pillaging all their %, ", and $ pulls me in more effectively than most of the games that sit up on my shelves. There's nothing but text and yet I get so involved that I almost can't believe it when my latest awesome monk bites it due to some horrible unforseen circumstance like having a magic missile from a wand bounce off the wall and back into him, or drinking his last unidentified potion in hopes that it will turn the tide of a hopeless battle only to find out it's poison, or something like that. It's like that line in Fight Club, only when we have nothing are we truly free to do anything, right?
But then again, I'm missing the point of this topic. The Xbox 360 is the son of a polar bear and a whore, and said whore had a really ugly-looking everything. If I were to actually own such a monstrosity, I'd make sure that the faceplace was a picture of a Dreamcast so I wouldn't have to explain why I owned an Xbox 360. ALSO IT'S TOO FUCKING BIG.