Heaven or Hell ect.
I would go with the the 8-player arcade monstrosity that would announce what rank you were and how much you sucked. (MUCH MORE EMBARRASSING THEN PLAYING DDR)
sadness at messing up title fart.
btw arcades are dead.
.... The 8-player monstrosity does tell you how much you sucked, but isn't the point to improve? Also, DDR isn't embarassing. Taking drama or comedy classes can teach you to accept ridicule, and once you've got that notion, you can easily play "embarassing games" and do whatever you want.