Nintendo Revolution (19)

1 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-16 13:53 ID:Heaven

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3143782

Discuss.

My first thought is... CHAINSAW ACTION.

2 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-16 14:34 ID:3AyfB1Hy

2GET!

3 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 2005-09-16 16:02 ID:Heaven

Definitely different. Not much else to say.

Left-handers will certainly like this though.

4 Name: G-Wiz Nerd 2005-09-16 16:18 ID:zqLNwk7I

I've waited for a decade for a game where I can fluidly control melee words(next Zelda?).
Thank you Nintendo!

5 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2005-09-16 16:18 ID:YmS2YfoP

I'm thinking: Nintendo will use this for some awesome and fun games, everybody else will still be stuck in gamepad land, and won't know what to do.

I hope I'm wrong about the second part, but most of the game industry seem too stuck in their ruts to follow when Nintendo tries to do something new and fresh.

6 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-17 02:12 ID:UB6/22KK

I don't get why Nintendo does this. They seem to be doing weird things for the sake of being weird. Bongos, DS, now this controller.

Nintendo = Yoko Ono of the video game world.

7 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 2005-09-17 04:26 ID:Heaven

It's certainly more interesting that the standard "bigger, faster, better!" spiel the other two players are engaging in. At the very least, it makes new styles of gameplay viable. Nintendo could do very well in the next round if this catches on.

However, I'm also wondering how durable those controllers are going to be. With so many sensors, and a rumble pack, controller longevity might become an issue.

8 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-17 10:24 ID:NvrV4TxH

This concept seems really cool to me, but amongst my friends there's been nothing but hate and anger towards it. Most heard comment: "My hand will get tired!"

9 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-17 10:51 ID:x22GKCoJ

>>8
I doubt that people who invest energy in arguing about gaming devices are not also proficient wankers and therefore not likely to quickly get tired hands over this issue...

10 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2005-09-17 12:25 ID:YmS2YfoP

I've seen the argument presented that the controller sucks because you use it as a sword in an RPG, you'll get tired after hacking and slashing away for hours on end.

And I can't help seeing this as an argument about why RPGs suck, and not the controller.

11 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-17 18:28 ID:voWbItgJ

>>10

the interesting thing is that the main argument against this controller is "it won't work as well for playing the same exact shit we've been playing for the last 25 years!"

that's the POINT

12 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-17 20:46 ID:QtFjYVwU

> However, I'm also wondering how durable those controllers are going to be. With so many sensors, and a rumble pack...

...and a stick-like shape... and allegedly you will be able to create your own games... hey fun.

13 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-17 23:11 ID:pStioxfA

what would happen when Revolution is released:
1:It makes a game revolution , and PS3 and Xbox360 must follow.
2:it flops and nintendo goes bankrupt.

If nintendo can just pull this off.

14 Name: Alexander!DxY0NCwFJg!!MF8+ySC1 2005-09-18 06:01 ID:Heaven

I'm looking forward to the "slam-the-receiver-in-someone's-ear" (/English) minigame that I hope will appear from somewhere.

15 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-20 04:04 ID:Q4moI2A6

>>10
Who says swords are limited to menu based or even action RPGs? I want another Die by the Sword, dammit, and I want scalable movements so I can choose between swining my whole arm or wiggling my wrist as it rests on my lap.

One thing I haven't seen mentioned is that with this size and shape, Nintendo has created the most portable controller ever. If you're going over to a friend's place for a party game you can tuck it in your pocket instead of finding a bag for a bulkier traditional controller or hoping the friend has enough.

16 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-20 11:40 ID:TGlRhHns

I'll be the first one to say this out loud.

THANK YOU NINTENDO FOR MAKING A GODDAMN DILDO-SHAPED CONTROLLER.

17 Name: THRILLHO 2005-09-21 18:55 ID:Heaven

>>16

I hope it has a rumble feature.

18 Name: Feel the revolution 2005-10-02 08:27 ID:geqbKVKQ

Mmm... a rumbling rod.

19 Name: THRILLHO 2005-10-02 16:29 ID:BN5cSuFv

It's already been anounced there's going to be a rumble feature.

Horny gaming girls 'round the world may now rejoice

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