I like the end line "They added that he had recently been fired from his job because he kept missing work to play video games
PWNED
This reminds me of a crazy weekend I had, I was with some friends and we went to ~ another one of my friends apartment to hang out for a while, and as we were leaving down the hall there was a guy with his door wide open playing Halo3 My friend walks right into the room and sits down and starts playing. None of us (3) know who this guy is but it was really obviously that he was piss drunk. So my friend ended up playing some Halo3 then stealing the guys wallet on the way out the door as he pretended to have lost his phone. In all he scored a total of 13$, all of which was spent at Mcdonald's