Everybody’s been too damn polite about this nonsense:

The “Devil Summoning” movement, whether displaying itself in Kichijōji or in the streets of Shinjuku (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed Article 21. “Devil Summoning” is nothing but a pack of punks, thieves, and Gedou, an unruly mob, fed by Expo '70-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm Japan.

“Devil Summoning” is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the “movement” – HAH! Some “movement”, except if the word “bowel” is attached - is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of COMP-cranking, GUMP wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves.

This is no popular uprising. This is garbage. And goodness knows they’re spewing their garbage – both politically and physically – every which way they can find.

Wake up, pond scum. Japan is at war against a ruthless enemy.

Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like Lucifer and Gaians.

And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently - must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh - out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.

In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers. Go back to your mommas’ basements and talk with your STEVEN.

Or better yet, enlist for the real thing. Maybe our military could whip some of you into shape.

They might not let you babies keep your COMPS, though. Try to soldier on.

Schmucks.