Valentine's Day (53)

1 Name: Random Anonymous 05/02/12(Sat)13:31 ID:Heaven

Putting the obvious bullshit part about this day aside and taking it as an opportunity to exercise some good, old-fashioned chivalry, what are your plans (if you have any) for Valentine's Day?

I am considering sending something to my last ex girlfriend who is living on another continent (long story) and has another beau, but I don't know whether this would be a good idea. We'll see.

You?

3 Name: Random Anonymous 05/02/13(Sun)10:55 ID:Heaven

I have a crush on one of my private tutors :S

She's really cute too. Cept I dont want to ruin anything. I guess I'll just keep it hidden in the mean time.

4 Name: Random Anonymous 05/02/14(Mon)10:46 ID:/XYpV8fz

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!

orz

5 Name: Random Anonymous 05/02/14(Mon)13:12 ID:JYVCJfCE

I PLAN TO MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY

6 Name: !WAHa.06x36 05/02/14(Mon)13:25 ID:0NHfuczz

LONELY SINGLES' DAY

It is the holiday of bitterness and complaining! People with SO's are NOT ALLOWED IN.

7 Name: Morg!MPEaAQqH7w 05/02/14(Mon)18:32 ID:yLRSqOm/

I will..

Browse nerdy forums and sob silently.

I'd take the personal time to contemplate where my life is headed, but that's never gotten me where I am now!(゚∀゚)

9 Name: Random Anonymous 05/02/15(Tue)23:20 ID:tLEwO4bz

>>5 here.

I didn't even do that :(

10 Name: 1 05/02/16(Wed)08:38 ID:Heaven

>>5

I didn't carry out any plans either.
It's probably for the best.

11 Name: 3 05/02/16(Wed)10:21 ID:Heaven

Neither did I, however, my tutor has invited me out to mingle with some of her friends.

orz

12 Name: Random Anonymous 05/02/16(Wed)12:58 ID:Heaven

>>11

plz 2 score & report back, ktxbye

13 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-05-12 03:03 ID:Heaven

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is going to be here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

14 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-12 17:54 ID:wLIzA8Sh

Hijacking/reviving valentines day thread.
Only a few months left, and it can't hurt to prepare earlier than last minute.

So what do you think would be a good idea for valentines day?

I'm trying to decide what to give my romantically inclined (not hardcore) wotaku/wapanese boyfriend off in UK.

15 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-12 17:58 ID:GzMNVi9M

An Asian woman.

16 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-12 22:59 ID:g/QcK8GR

>>14

>give my romantically inclined wapanese boyfriend

The answer is obvious isn't it? Chocolate. Home-made if you have the skill. Home-made also if you don't have the skill, for much hilarity as he tries to choke down horrible chocolate to not hurt your feelings.

17 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 00:15 ID:XDhWnAy/

>>14

A silicon mold of your sexual organ.
I know I'd appreciate something like that atleast

18 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 04:33 ID:Heaven

Who knows what I am doing..but I sure am going to buy some cheap candy the next day!

19 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 05:49 ID:prXJn2Ny

i thouht valentines day is in feburary

20 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 06:13 ID:TXGodQsf

I plan to give a girl who doesn't even know me well a heartshapedbox with nothing inside except a bell(so she doesn't throw it away) and note saying " this is my empty heart, however, it is filled with the jingle of hope (bell), hope that we might together fill our emptiness just as this bell filled it with a hopefull, cheering sound. This is the best gift i can give you: my empty heart, openly laid down for you, longing for you...
...asking...would you go out with me? "

or I can just give a box and a note saying

" This is the best of gifts i can give you:
A chance to go out with me "
how's that sound?
GIMME YOUR THOUGHTS EVRY1
and i DARE YOU to use something even BETTER than what i just made up...plz dont copy ('_;)

21 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 18:33 ID:Ed+V2c3J

>I plan to give a girl who doesn't even know me well a heartshapedbox with nothing inside except a bell(so she doesn't throw it away) and note saying " this is my empty heart, however, it is filled with the jingle of hope (bell), hope that we might together fill our emptiness just as this bell filled it with a hopefull, cheering sound. This is the best gift i can give you: my empty heart, openly laid down for you, longing for you...

...asking...would you go out with me? "

Honestly, that's a bit weird.

22 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 20:29 ID:AYVVfLV5

>>21
a bit?

23 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 21:26 ID:Heaven

>>22

lol Yeeeeaaaah, not much I can say that would be good so: bites tongue

24 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 21:28 ID:dDSV7u7A

>>20 Please don't do this!! Just confessing naturally, with or without a present, will come off way better. If you come on too strong you'll scare her!

25 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 22:19 ID:GD1ggnWt

What the christ, this thread is a bit early.

26 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 23:24 ID:Heaven

>>25
It's last year's thread.

27 Name: StrUggLer 2005-12-16 07:26 ID:TXGodQsf

>>24
actually i planed to do this because I got th rep of a funny guy and a loveless heartless guy so that would surprise her AND make her laugh!(make it sound like its a joke)
...
but i guess ur right..._| ̄|○"lol"

28 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-11 01:43 ID:esFRPt9c

ah, its coming up once again, once again, i hate it, as always i plan to send flowers to people i hate from fake adressees. such as last year, this guy whos only obsessed with math, whos a real jerk, and a nerd, who had once said, Eulers Theorem is more beautiful than this pretty girl at my school. yeah so, i sent him a flower (my school has this thing on valentines day, where you can send flowers to peoples homerooms) and on the slip, who it said it was from and a room for a note, I wrote an example of Eulers Theorem, and then it said, "Do I turn you on baby?".

Other time me and my friends (all 30 of them) sent a flower to my one friend (theyre all guys). lol, bigggggggg suprise when he came into homeroom. lol....yeah....this days just a big joke to me i suppose

29 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-11 01:55 ID:Heaven

That Euler's theorem story sounds hot. I bet you really made the guy's day and then some. Did he follow you around for a while afterwards?

30 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-11 03:25 ID:Uv69uPmD

What day is this again

31 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-11 11:15 ID:esFRPt9c

he didnt know it was me, in fact, all he did was act mad confused for a day, because he didnt know what it meant....god i hate that guy

32 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-31 19:02 ID:6QDXGOuu

the day is comming up agan this year T_T

33 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-31 20:01 ID:RSvHgmSi

Just another day for me.

34 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-01-31 22:26 ID:LDyCTz/O

>>33

Truth.

35 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-01 00:12 ID:NXP6tMTi

i'll probably ask a friend to be my valentine, so that she isnt alone on the day.

36 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-01 01:50 ID:+ZQXcdqo

im already sending a carnation to this guy i really hate with a note that says:
No one ever loves you and no one ever will

same Eulers Theorem guy, u would too, if u know what hes done >|

37 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-01 18:24 ID:Heaven

I've never heard of this, sending flowers to people you hate with nasty notes attached. That is seriously a great idea. Maybe another would be to send pollen-filled flowers to people who are allergic to pollen

38 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-01 20:32 ID:AymaubbD

or how about you save the money and just tell the person to fuck off.

39 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 02:13 ID:XDJezM9X

because, he'd try and sue me, cuz hes a little prick like that. hes sued kids before, cuz they beat him up. kid needs to get some fucking balls

40 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 02:33 ID:NXP6tMTi

what does he do?

41 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 04:03 ID:XDJezM9X

>>40
lol, who still asks, "will you be my valentine?" these days? this kid...hes pure fucking evil, i swear hes gonna become the next hitler, hes racist, promotes a negative image of nerds, stupid and emotionally cold. but right now, hes been breaking into teachers network drive accounts and stealing tests. hes even got enough power to change his grades on his report card. somehow, either, stole or hacked into the school network, and got an administrators account, and hes stealing all sorts of crap from people and teachers. its fucking ridiculous, and the guy doesnt even care, one bit. and to make it worse, he shoves these good grades in other peoples faces. last history test, his score, highest grade, 95%, class average = 56%. the thing is, i dont have proof to send in. my friends had actually hacked into his account and email, and found everything. even had the entire schools report cards on his email account. we cant give evidence without revealing ourselves, cuz, we ourselves did non-legal things to find these things out. not to mention, getting evidence for this is tough, as, the logs dont say much. we've already tried to tip off administrators, but they didnt find a thing. and recently, he changed his passwords, and installed programs so his keystrokes wouldnt be logged into the computer. so basically, we have an emotionally cold freak, running around with shitloads of power, able to change his grades, and look at any test he wishes, that shit is dangerous. so basically, not to mention, im powerless to do anything.by emotionally cold, i mean really emotionally cold, all he cares about are grades and school, his gpa is higher than the amount of friends he has. i mean, at first i felt bad for him, i never made fun of him or did anything bad to him at all. but after hearing this, this goes too far. so, im stuck, doing petty vandalism and pranks against him (i stuck bologna in his locker before, on a friday =P). so, i dont give a shit at all about him anymore

42 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 05:41 ID:NXP6tMTi

hmmm...sounds like a douchebag, just plant weed on him or something

43 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 14:14 ID:Heaven

You decided to hate him just because he does those things? As long as he isn't being a douchebag while doing them, you shouldn't hate someone because of a difference in morals/ethics. I suppose bragging about his good grades constitutes douchebaggery. Is he a total dick the rest of the time?

44 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 21:58 ID:XDJezM9X

>>43 yes, definitely

45 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 21:59 ID:XDJezM9X

GUYS this is off topic, forget it, lets talk about girly girls like we should be doing for this "special day" and send gifts to cute girls that you like, and taking your honey out on a nice date and watever (if even appplicable), no hate

46 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 22:06 ID:XZ3MG9x/

so what are you getting for your SO?

47 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 23:24 ID:XDJezM9X

>>46
i dont have one....=(, i get SAT results day before valentines day, thatll ultimately decide whether im merry or pissy angry as hell on valentines day

>2000 "HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GUYS! hows it going all you pretty ladies? you all look lovely today."

<2000 "valentines day is a consumerist holiday created to fuel the economy, you all suck, you and your SOs can go to hell as i wallow in a pit of my own despair"

you can see where im going with this -_-'

48 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-02 23:43 ID:XZ3MG9x/

>>47
its not too late, just look for a cute girl your school, a girl without a SO, and go for it. if you do well you will be in such a high nothing can hurt you, and if you do bad you will have "what the hell, my day couldn't get any worse" attitude.

49 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-03 00:49 ID:RqtrmP0n

2000?

i thought math and verbal could only be 800 each adding to a combined 1600

50 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-03 00:56 ID:f3O7D0u8

Hell, I probalby wouldn\'t have even realized that Valentine\'s day was still existed if it hadn\'t been for things like this reminding me.
Hmm... my Valentine\'s day will probably be much the same as any other day.

51 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-03 01:00 ID:XDJezM9X

>>49
its the new one, thats out of 2400, u kno? with the new essay portion that adds on 800 more pts to the max score.

btw, eh...all the girls in my school are totally undateable biatches, who dont like me or talk to me one bit, even when ive tried, either obsessed with school or valley-girl-type-obsessed-with-clothes-and-etc.-and-stuff, yeah...

52 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-03 01:09 ID:XDJezM9X

my friend used to send me a pity carnation on valentines day with a note inside. she died last year in near this time when she was hit by a car, almost her year death anniversary, that makes this stupid holiday even worse

53 Name: Random Anonymous 2006-02-03 20:45 ID:vf/YEl9t

>>52 :( that sucks man :(

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