If you find "DQN" or "VIP" in your ID: KAMI!
If you find some other interesting thing: KAMI!
Bump the thread!
The enemy will soon arrive. 乂ID KAMI BATTLEGROUND乂
＼∧＿ﾍ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
,,､,､,,, / ＼〇ノゝ∩ ＜ The IP神 arrives! TO ARMS!! ,,､,､,,,
/三√ ﾟДﾟ) / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ,,､,､,,,
/三/| ﾟＵﾟ|＼ ,,､,､,,, ,,､,､,,,
,,､,､,,, Ｕ （:::::::::::） ,,､,､,,, ＼オーーーーーーーッ！！／
//三/|三|＼ ∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
∪ ∪ （ ） （ ） （ ） ）
,,､,､,,, ,,､,､,,, ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
,,､,､,,, （ ） （ ） （ ） （ ）
Number >>950, I entrust you with making the next thread.
What a neet neat thread!
Oh boy, I have an IQKit!
It enables me to improve my IQ from 85 by pure willpower and refined ACME technology! (・∀・)ｲｲ!!
Oh... the ID doesn't change from day to day.
Already my IQ is improved!
The ID changes from thread to thread, so you don't know what it'll be in this thread until you post here. How exciting!
Oh no, what should I say? What should I wear? Should I have prepared a speech? Did I need an invitation to get in? Why was the bouncer such a pushover? Decisions decisions!
why is this in general instead of dqn?
Does it really matter? This board can use some more activity, and this isn't outright retarded so I think it's okay.
I'm posting in general woooooo
>>3
I got mine from a pawn shop. The stuff works well. I built a geppolitical simulation with it!
The devil you say?
Posting in a legedary thread!
DQN is leaking again :(
> Number >>950, I entrust you with making the next thread.
what
2ch traditions? Who knows..
>>19 is right. On 2ch, a thread is automatically closed after the 1000th post. So, after the 900th reply there's a warning appearing on top of the thread that it soon might be closed. People who want to continue the discussion thus set up a new thread with all relevant information from the old thread and link both threads to each other. This is seen as a somewhat honorary duty, as most people at the end of a thread aren't really around for actual discussion anymore but try to GET 1000 instead (which is one of the many pointless achievements you can attain on 2ch).
keke nida
Posting to see what's up.
Commemoration kakiko
age
lol MP6
My ID today is going to be awesome, I just know it!
I knew a guy named MOad.
More liek Moadib, amirite?
VIP! VIP! no?
posting ITT
XD found at least
That's not ID, that's a vericode
huh?
Yaranaika?
New day, new luck!
Aw, damn!
Read 'em and weep?
jozxyqk!
New day, new dollar!
oh... guess not
kekeke
I am doing my best every day, to work up enough money for my family's food. The electrical bills are high, and I can't afford us to live anymore.
post!
do i win now
Posting in a legendary thread... again!
age?
drat
posting in this thread because i've been away from the internet for two weeks and my IQ is getting too high
posting itt
THIS MAKES NO SENSE
lets go 1000 by posts about posting itt
Today I talked to Era on 4chan
I hope she really is a girl
what is DQN??
you are. heh.
It's japanese internet slang for "dumbass", more or less. Read this thread if you really want to know:
http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1101446156
ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ post!
"FUfCX" getting closer...
onZ
hay lolocaust
Too much orz....orz.
onZ
I wonder what my ID is
Heaven get
hai hai kuma kuma----
sup Alexander
You're a ZOBAU?
jjjjjj
Not much. I'm posting with orz in the so-called 'link field' a lot.
ah, so desu ne
(-＿-)
Hello
orz in link field? Interesting.
moot
damnnn yoouuu unchanging ID:
ID!
ooo! I got mk1
I don't like our chances of getting DQN.
orz
Make a new thread that is full of serious busin thoughts, then!
woops i misread something
orz
Disregard that, I suck koq. lol
Σ(/・ω・)/ age
harbl
( ・ω・)4-ch(・ω・ )
／⌒ヽ
（ ﾟ ヮ ﾟ）
ﾉﾙﾘﾙﾘ
( ◔ิω◔ิ)
DQNGET
WELCOME TO THE JAM!
Ｘ
∠￣＼∩
|/ﾟUﾟ|丿
～（｀二⊃
（ ヽ/
ﾉ>ノ
UU
i'm hungry
Hungry for UNKO
what
｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
come on and SLAM
greetings to anonymous
100GET
101
this thread sucks
i don't think anyone is going to get dqn or vip in their id...
We'll see about that.
what's my id again?
oh, my ip changed again...
music
hmmm...this thread seems familiar
delivers
word
posting with a legendary ID!
Avoiding orz!
Damn, my IP just won't change! Must be the SQL..
something
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
。。。
if($id=~/DQN|VIP/)
print "KAMI!";（ ´∀｀）
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
IPGET!
-_-
This is stupid
ID:DQNanVIP
The Intellectual Property arrives! TO ARMS!
;y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵. Bang
another roll of the dice...
hay sup
Today, I'm not SQL!
your sql failed?
139
,-､ ,.-､
./:::::＼ ／::::::ヽ
/::::::::::::;ゝ--──-- ､._/::::::::::::::| ♪
/,.-‐''"´ ＼:::::::::::|
／ .／ ＼. ヽ､::::|
/ ● ● ヽ|
l , , , 〇 l ゲフッ
.| (_人__丿 """ |
l ヽノ l ♪
` ､ /⌒⌒i /⌒ヽ /
`/ | | ＼ ／
Kawaii
.
dududududududu
rururururururu
aAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kami?
(*´Д`)ID:aAHAAoj9
(*´Д`)aAHAA oj9(^Д^)
age
ID:aAHAAoj9 wins the thread.
I was ID:aAHAAoj9!
o rly
U3WAI31N looks kinda like "U WIN"
if you turn it upside down it looks kinda like "NEVADA"
shobon (´・ω・`)
http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1123620044/
I'm >>3 in this thread.
Am I a Kami?
pip pip
pip pop
This will be mine
age..
sip sip
nullupo
I WIN!
LOL WTF BB5Q
Sorry, best I could do.
im VIP
not in employment, education or training
I pray for fusianasan!
...!
Asian ftw (ﾟДﾟ;) !!
...
BANZAI!
UHHO
ii wotaku
this thread is so useless.
( ; ¬ _ ¬ )
Please imagine the state that your symbol is not erected.
Idiot, in what sense am i useless?
>>180
You are not contributing anything worthwhile.
Ask a simple question...
>>181
how does that differ from the rest of the thread? （´･ω･`）
>>183
IP threads are just cool fun. I am sorry you don't feel that way.
This should have been in /dqn/
...
>>185
Nah, it's not that flat out retarded.
Besides, it's good old 2ch tradition.
Every board I have visited there has some sort of ID thread going.
At least the ones that have IDs enabled.
The ID threads on the boards without IDs are just silly. :)
[no]
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / BU-N!
（ ヽノ ノ>ノ
三 レレ
Shitflooding with AA and reconnecting all the time with a different IP just to get a cool ID = no.
BU-N
Speaking of ID, why does Heaven show up so often?
Speaking of ID, how do they work and what are they good for, anyway?
>>197-198
I made a wiki entry for this, it's far from perfect but it might answer your questions:
http://4-ch.net/wiki/user_id
Thanks >>199
Gakyuken!
I am thinking disabling ID:Heaven function in /general/ would make sense.
>>202
Partially because of this thread. Nevermind, though.
>>205 is ZQR
Penis.
sox mate + BJ?
ID:Heaven function is kinda lame in general
I think he's telling that to somebody named Mivin.
Time to look into this!
nurupo
bumpin'
>>216 Crap :(
Tanasinn is an eternalmoment...
suggestion: permasage this thread and if anyone actually does get dqn or vip in their ID they can brag about it in dqn
222GET!
うｎ
224 Get
225 Get
226 Get
227GET
what
This thread is DQN quality.
ageru
hahaha this will never work.
RiDEEEEEEculous
>>232 is asupasumasu
what
hi
lozool
orz
OTL
Hi guys
i came.
OTL-gai sama
helloooooooooooooo yankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm anonymous!
>>247 has a gpa of 7?
Hi
lol Roec
roe on sushi is good.
I MUST RISE ABOVE! AGE!
ageru
harro
ID:gpaSu7FR is confined.
lol internet
yay! JGIGUR 42 ^_^
hai douzo.
jeeews
I only PK when I'm RIEL bored, though.
てふレイ
i hope it's better now.
so do i
YEAH ABOUT THAT LAST POST. . .
上
Hai
I think I can.
do i win
I don't remember, does your ID change every day or in every thread.
bleh, every thread.
hello
ping
haha, poo, poon and poong (ok the last one means nothing but it sounds silly). and gz!
i win.
>>278
That was neet!
Good morning or something!
Do I win something for "shali"?
I think I can.
The little train that FAILED!
orz
wut?
omg
how do I got ID:Heaven?
.
Oh, sage = heaven
I found a secret
...
ror!
good morning 4-ch
not only sage, anything in the email feild
lol internet
Hello, dear internet!
300 GET!
300 GET!
no matter what heaven.
DQN Quality!
Must find dqn in tripcode
I mean ID
I did not get it!
It is like losing the lottery!
>>304-306
More luck next time, kiddo.
308Get
orz
no whammy no whammy no whammy no whammy no whammy .. STOP!
What the heck is this thread about?
I can't edit my posts!
Anyway, I'm using Firefox on WinXP and the Shift-JIS art doesn't show up correctly. What the heck do I do to fix it?
ID != .59
1) This thread is about getting cool IDs.
http://4-ch.net/wiki/user_id
2) For tips on making Firefox display s_jis art correctly, look up notes on http://4-ch.net/ascii/
Haaaaii
>_>
<_<
This thread somehow loses its charm once you realize your id never changes. orz
ah, but it does
daily lottery
Magical!
what?
this is like the game of life
totally
wo
(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits
coome oon!'
oh now i have to unplug my modem and plug it back in
(´・ω・)つ(・(・ちんこモミ
last try...
(´・ω・)つ(・(・ a diminutive brest is best!
( ´ω`)つ(・(・ gramps is a pervert too
test
( ´ω`)つ(・(・
WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?
Try try try!
Aim for the Top!
(´・ω・) <- this is like totally exactly like val kilmer in top gun
uncanny likeness
cool id plznthxu
ID KAMI 'nasa' spotted in /science/, maths thread
DO I WIN
Kinen Makiko
Sage=ID:Heaven????
i win
Declaring yourself a winner is failure by default.
Hallo 4-ch!
Come Come GOKUN
SHABBA
The most amazing ID ever:
http://choco.2ch.net/mona/kako/1010/10103/1010319998.html
(Too bad the kamisama was a chuugakusei)
What's a "chuugakusei"?
I don't get what's too bad about that....
Oh wait, that's a 2ch euphemism for "dumbass", right?
IQ = ID?
now?
ok without sage this time
Trying again.
I also retry.
中学生
DO I WIN
anonymousachu i choose you!
It's all fortuitious.
am i winner?
no, but I might be
Nobody wins, we all lose.
I'm a loser. :(
I kinda got 'Saddam' in a different thread -> ID:aJ5Ytaam
BEEP
rahh
this thread is like the lottery, except that it's free!
oh wait, i forgot you can't sage here without it not working.
this thread is a lot like life, you never know what you're going to get
yaywoo aibons thin now
whats the point of saging in this thread?
DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN
you may say I'm a dreamer
but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us ♪
konnichiwa bitches
orz
yay for koizumi's yasukuni visit
>>387
Oh, was that why so many Koreans were showing rioting again?
Also, what was up with that weird fish...?
And what does this say?:
http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11295447336007xd.jpg
Delicious fish?
Paracetamol!
This thread fails to deliver.
hello internet
yeah, i've had really cool ids in other threads but somehow this one keeps disappointing
but yeah, 394 get!
I have a winning ID, but I'm not going to show you guys. It's just for me alone, so you'll have to go and get your own.
marry me
Sup?
I don't think mine has changed in the last 5 months :(
Though it has "BJ" in it now!
Covertly got 400!
Covertly got 020384884289919091!
damn, what's my id
lololololol
Post Not Found
Resource Not Allowed!
News for DQN!
every DQN is DQN DQN
Happy birthday Risa
"J23o+J2k" has a nice kind of symmetry to it. I think it's all about someone's filing system that is also unstoppable.
Nya
The world cannot kopipe with technology
DQN located in /soc/
I think you mean /sup/
oy
asymmetry plz
>zx/2WmHm
Kinda neat.
fu
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. lolinternet.
ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
77 id PIC X(8).
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
ACCEPT id.
DISPLAY id WITH NO ADVANCING.
STOP RUN.yeah, i'm totally winning this contest
にしこり
You got "Orgy" with a DX inside of it. Also your post number is 419.
>a+CObtrF
A+ Cob Butter.
age
BEEPThis thread is orz
DiY!
yeah, let's go!
bring it!
etc!
well, that sucked, usually these change faster than something that is really fast
but i guess that's life
wao!
I came from Orbonne
ID:xyODXrgy
Overdosergy? >>419 is pure rock!
Koharu! Koharu!
hahaha what
>p+i
principal plus interest?
holy shit look at my ID
crap it changed
I don't think mine ever will.
test
i pix u
not me
4
5ive
wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
this thread sucks
nu-uh!
kareha's id generator < 0ch
>>446
more liek 4-ch's
IDs are pretty configurable on kareha if you feel like doing it
from japan
∩
| |
(:3)
| |
∪
>>448
Sugoi! Vertical BU-N!
500get? Don't mind if I do!
o rly? Then I'll be taking 450get.
453 gets
palindrome GET!
how the fuck did this get 455 replies!? o . 0
I posit that the less thought it takes to reply to a thread, the more replies that thread will get. That's why DQN does so well!
Also, because nobody can sage without missing the point of the whole thread, it NEVER DIES.
on 2ch these threads are mainly ignored. but then again they don't use Arbitrary ID most of the time, so people can sage
>>455
No one can resist it, to make a quick post to see what your ID is.
Also, many people saged out of politeness before they realized.. making them post again.
Some didn't realize your ID is the same throughout the thread, making them post a third time to try and get a better ID.
wakarimasen
then shut up first.
uho
:O
Thread is full of DQN.
shine
shiny
Kun-kun!
last try
hay guys
damepo (´･ω･`)
kane kane kinko
dokyun
go team go!
DQN Rangers assemble!
I'll train you in the mighty ways of Do Kyun Dou, the new martial art form created by myself; with it, we can take over the world!
alright
Hmm.
TEST!
I've had Southern Cross stuck in my head for days.
boo, failed.
This isn't THREAD, but it's close.
you know that's a funny
Another day another cookie
hmm
this thread needs to die
today
>>485
It will only get more popular as christmas nears, and then after christmas, it will be used to talk about how nobody got what they wanted. I doubt this thread will die before well into the new year.
:O
I know I want an awesome ID for Christmas.
Christmas sucks.
only when you don't get anything
vip?
hello vip
yes
no
me agaijn
today I ate a "club sandwich" for breakfest.
Sandwich is a silly word.
Covertly got 500
overtly got 501
NO SHIT!
hah i'm totally winning this thread
wait, i just felt kinda elated about getting a cool id
damn, i'm never posting in this thread again, it is dead to me
Goodbye, roly.
"Roly" sounds like a cool nickname to have had in the 60s
orz
It's a cool ID because I and Y sound the same in my native language.
ヽ(´ー`)ノ
>_>
damn
wuts mine? lets see
yamera
.
icantstopthinkingaboutreinya
do i win yet
i don't think so
orz static ip
yotz
visca el barça
just hit me, i've plugged in a router since last time...
GIRLFRIEND.
WAP.
GOOOOO!
>>519's girlfriend is kawaii neko bento box!
erf
general discussion
ooga
booga
peh. still ipixu.
My ID sucks.
what is mine
what a waste.
sigh
my suck id
4ch test.
How do I do the thing with the >> and the reference to another post?
>>534 same as how you see it. or click on the number to the left of the post.
ids are like pancakes
life is but a walking shadow
somewhere someone got guro in their id. Don't remember board or thread, but its the winner so far.
another day
Hey, two meaningful pieces in that one.
Friends house!
UPDATE: STILL AT A FRIENDS HOUSE
UPDATE: I'm not 543, but I am checking out my ID
If you squint your eyes real hard and tilt your head, >>544's ID says "BALLSAC"
hurr
lol, you people are silly.
Very.
ping
I never change.
I'm always the same.
there's a lesson in there somewhere.
pong
Narf!
hay guy wahts up
ping!
:five:
pong!
>>558
DX
I believe i win
all rise for the entrance of alexander to this unworthy thread! (ry
> (ry
you didn't omit anything
Mlep.
Pelm
deyo
www
ipixu
y hello thar
oh shit forgot what sage does to ID. I need to sleep more.
:oof:
it is a post on the internet
hay guys, someone got guro in theirs on the i.a.anonymous board so i'm all inspired
MELOS GUIDE ME!
nullpo
id!
)ry
me 2
try!
hay
ugh
:O
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
もう一回！
i'm in ur thread
debating ur philosophy
i'm in ur butt
eating ur pewz
I'm at school
dqn steal this thread. :(
ipixu too
one day, i wish to grow into a kami...
however I still have a wapanese g/f
GO!!!!
i o
What does "kami" mean?
hurr i dunno
go
KAMIGET?
Test.
iPiXUyqP.... orz
hurr!
rawr
trying my luck
waka waka
KAMI = PAPER = GOD
no help for yuo
＼∧＿ﾍ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
,,､,､,,, / ＼〇ノゝ∩ ＜ Whatever, bitches ,,､,､,,,
/三√ ﾟДﾟ) / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ,,､,､,,,
/三/| ﾟＵﾟ|＼ ,,､,､,,, ,,､,､,,,
,,､,､,,, Ｕ （:::::::::::） ,,､,､,,, ＼オーーーーーーーッ！！／
//三/|三|＼ ∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
∪ ∪ （ ） （ ） （ ） ）
,,､,､,,, ,,､,､,,, ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
,,､,､,,, （ ） （ ） （ ） （ ）
weeaboo
asdfas
hay hay
what is love?
smooth move lol
aaaaaaaaaa
j
what happens if i do THIS!!!
bwakka bwakka bwakka bwakka bwakka bwakka
orz
C'mon, daddy needs a new e-boner.
Kami!
clammy
mulcky
naked. japanese. girls.
winz.
stop saging, dicks
oh my god, almost bumped off the front page
this will not do
whut
Gojira!
kot is german!
it means shit
wtf
sql sql !
DS9 was the only star trek series i could stand
ps. garak garak !
pps. wait, i also notica a DL in there, is my ID telling me to download DS9 so my life will turn amazing and awesome?
I think I might need to rewatch DS9.
\/
yaaaaaa
wtf, again without sage sorry
DS9ckDLk
qoo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
i-ya-sa-sa-
yarr
sage
you are fat
agec
hay guys
Gonna try
i just got this totally excellent id in manga, i demand justice and shit by getting at least an equally cool id here
peace out
whoo
oh loli
hmm?
orf
1
hi
wonder if my ip has cycled yet
yay
oh, haha, while i'm at it, 666GET
you jerk
damn!
667GET!
damn damn damn, this is the first time this has happened to me on 4-ch though, does that mean that we have more people?
or that general is turning into dqn
ps. Poe is definitely a kami
http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1135454044/2
ID "Orz" Identified! KAMI!
uh
oh
test
i got koi on music, does that mean good things are in store?
maybe
maybe not
( ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
first ID check of 2006
happppy new year
hizzapizzla new yizzla
or whatever
ps. i r stoned
Reinyaaaaaaaaa
new year
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
orz
ID CHECKGET
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK. I GUARANTEE IT.
sup
purin purin purin
one day, I'll get a cool ID. Then I'll be happy!
happy sS
>>689 you could extrapolate your ID from "yaa0" to "yaoi". Do you struck clock?
801?
moer liek 'do you stroke cock?'
people who is here is all japanese
i supposedly have a dynamic ip, but it never changes, even after unplugging the cable modem for an hour and plugging it back in ;_;
POWERBALL
>>699
Get a life. Seriously.
>>699 yeah, i have the same problem
i'm totally in the market for a router with an IDreset button or something
frrle
omg
i think i just KAMI'd
bet I can't do it again, though.
Well then, let's see it.
hmm
>>708 yaoi is not welcome in this thread!
Only KAMI ID
test
Doy
uhhh?
4chbbs
testin' testin' maximum effect
.,
.
yukorin
anus
vanilla
What is: Three things you'd find in my house?
drums
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Double Jeopardy
that happen?
nerg
butt
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
posting in a KAMI thread
It makes me sad that this thread will not die at 1000.
If it were up to me, this thread would be permasaged. Then people can test their IDs without bumping it over and over.
>>729
IIRC, threads permasage at 1000, so when it gets to that point you can just pretend it died and it won't pop up on the front page to remind you that it's not dead...
you're onto something.s
Great
no, that movement is pooped on, this thread shal be forever bumped
I can't wait for "Find the KAMI ID (Pt. 2)"
katamari damash
ii
>>735
Maybe that can go in IAA board instead of fagging up General.
daay
>>735
you gonna "yaoi" up that one too? Eh eh?! "yaoi" meister?!
piss off, mr. "my ID is random gibberish only" >_<
>>740 oh fuck you, general is such a cesspool of bad opinions and bullshit that this is only just barely the worst thread
and posting in this thread is at least kinda exciting
or something
heh
!
lol
Wow, this is UNKO to the max.
That's the idea
test
Today is the day I met you.
lies, I've never seen you before
i have seen you
IS02O1Wz is eerily close to a very annoying thing
>>754
What, you want to join me?
Fine, then. Come on in.
Come on join the party
I've joined the party
hi guys
yap
jjjjjjj
.
I found "Heaven" in my ID. Is that kami?
No, 'Heaven' is the default ID when you enter anything in the link field.
>>765 yhbt
uaaaa
uaaaa?
age
?
!
%
posting from work
777GET and still no kami
dik
lol.
oic
I got kkk :(
my name is
sup general
not much what r u up 2
posting
I predict my kami ID
ka-ME
ka-mai
what.
yap
zomg this is my first post on 4-ch, my sea men will be proud
mjh
helo
501 Syntax: HELO hostname
o_O?
He is quite mistaken.
what.
whoami
Only way to KAMI is Heaven!
ZERO INSERTION FORCE
what is my id?