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You might just string-replace "women" for "people" and be even more right.
I've come to the conclusion that such "clever" ruses, just like sarcasm, subtlety, ... rarely work out. Best thing they can do is bite you in the ass later. Watch her run and diet you to death in 6 months! Happy hellfire! Alternatively, she might just get tired of running, dieting, and you, and enter the forests (quit).