Post stories of everyday just deserts here.
Feel free to copy-paste from tech support sites, customers_suck, and so forth.
Here's something I saw on animenewsnetwork--
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I used to rent from Blockbuster, but stopped a long time ago due to their crappy selection of anime. I own pretty much everything they have, and most of it has been out for years. Oh, and my local store STILL has Lupin the 3rd: The Secret of Mamo on the New Release shelf despite my attempts to tell them that it came out 3 years ago.
And someone mentioned bad service. That reminds me of the one time when I... here, just read it:
Me: "Yeah, I wanted to rent Ghost in the Shell, but there are no more copies on the shelf. Do you have some that were recently returned, or are they all rented out?"
Cashier (some high-school dropout): "Hang on, I'll check."
10 minutes later...
Cashier: "No, we had a bunch left. How could you miss it?"
Me: "That can't be right. Let me see."
I look at the DVD and it's some movie called Ghosts from Hell.
Me: "Uh, this isn't the movie I wanted. I asked for a Japanese animated film called Ghost in the Shell."
Cashier: "Oh, that should be next to the Pokemon stuff. But aren't you a little old for those cartoons?"
Voice: "Shouldn't you be looking for a job?"
The cashier turns around to face his boss.
Cashier: "Oh shit! Uh, I will go find your movie."
Boss: "Get out. You're fired. Sir, I'll gladly get you your movie."
5 minutes later...
Boss: "Here you are. Sorry it took so long."
I look at the DVD and it's GitS.
Me: "Thank you very much."
Boss: "I'm sorry for my employee's rudeness. He's always been a bit of a problem, but insulting customers is a big mistake. To apologize, you can keep that movie. Go and grab a copy of the original packaging for yourself."
amusing neta
Lawyer: Then why did you have sex with your cousin while she was sleeping?
Client: I honestly thought she wanted it. Really, I would never do anything to hurt her. I think of her like a sister.
Lawyer: Perhaps we shouldn't put you on the witness stand.
Co-worker on phone: Why do you need to know what type of printer I have?...Well, I guess I could read the name of the printer to you
off of the printer, if you suggest that...Here's the name written right here. It's F then U, C. Are you writing this down? K and then Y. Then finally O, U...Hello, hello?
is this neta?
Patient: I've lost my job, my girlfriend's dumped me and I'm up to my bollocks in debt. Fuck, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Did your daddy used to do you up the shitter?
What's the definition of neta?
"stuff"
I'm not sure it's "Just Desserts".
It's a phrase used to indicate someone got what they deserved. I miswrote it. It's "Just Deserts".