I don't need jokes of other countries. I want true horrible American jokes.
A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation:
American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa."
American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa."
South African: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Of course we do."
South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away, of course."
South African: "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."
That wasn't very funny.
you saud "horrible"
...i've heard three versions of this by now....
Lemme tell you, they do not get funnier. -_-;; This joke still is boring.
It's horrible, rasist and obscene, which are expected of American jokes.
Good sample for this thread. Give me more!
>>5 don't forget the american + franco-canadian version
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
>>6
It's not neccessarily racist, there are many white South Africans. Also Indian SA's.
What's red and white and makes you laugh?
A bus full of Americans running off a cliff.
>>10 funny cos it's true
>>11
lol