Gimme American Jokes (12)

1 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-25 16:35 ID:Heaven

I don't need jokes of other countries. I want true horrible American jokes.

2 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-25 18:16 ID:cio4hUkU

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation:
American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa."
American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa."
South African: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Of course we do."
South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away, of course."
South African: "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."

3 Name: Captain Obvious 2005-11-25 21:00 ID:953FbD/O

That wasn't very funny.

4 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-26 00:57 ID:cio4hUkU

you saud "horrible"

5 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-26 02:14 ID:8ngmZ9v6

...i've heard three versions of this by now....

  1. american + aussie
  2. american + britt/scott
  3. this one.

Lemme tell you, they do not get funnier. -_-;; This joke still is boring.

6 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-26 03:07 ID:BD6rXT6B

It's horrible, rasist and obscene, which are expected of American jokes.
Good sample for this thread. Give me more!

7 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-26 19:25 ID:4kAdoMd4

>>5 don't forget the american + franco-canadian version

8 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-26 19:42 ID:XIH8j4jr

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.

9 Name: (´-`).。oO(おっぱい (. Y .) ) 2005-11-26 22:09 ID:Heaven

>>6
It's not neccessarily racist, there are many white South Africans. Also Indian SA's.

10 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-26 23:42 ID:ofFj/OkZ

What's red and white and makes you laugh?
A bus full of Americans running off a cliff.

11 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-27 18:56 ID:Heaven

>>10 funny cos it's true

12 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-28 18:23 ID:Heaven

>>11
lol

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