"...and never get attached to anything on the internet. You'll just get burned and look like a fool."
"If you have to take something , best settle for 2GET."
"don't forget the sage."
"Only use free software! It's free and it gives you freedom!"
"The person posting the most loli pictures is probably the FBI agent."
"It would be wise to first look at yourself before giving others advice"
"No man is smart, except by comparison to anonymous"
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons before coffee, for even if you are not crunchy or go well with catsup, you do make an adequate stirstick."
"There's no point in buying cheap wine."
"GO TO SLEEP"
"Put your dick away and >>10"
"There are times to be serious, but there's never a good time to be a humorless blob."
"When you're hungry, eat. When you're thirsty, drink. When you're tired, sleep."
What exactly is sage advice ?
Thymely delivered wisdom.
"A good pun is its own reword."
"Never sleep in a wet canoe."
A finely made wineglass is like a woman. You admire it for its beauty, then fill it up with whatever you like, then throw it in some soapy water.
It goes in the e-mail field.
Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.
>>20
LOL
Also, "Ninety percent of everything is crud".
>>21
"and the other ten percent is shit."
"Shape up or slip out!"
Humanity is nothing but a miserable pile of daisies.
">>1 is an idiot."
"Every day is repost day"
If there's grass on the field, play ball!
This thread is so DQN.
"Don't put too much faith in what Random Anonymii say on the internet."
">>29 makes a good point, take his statement to heart."
>>20
I <3 you!
The only thing constant is change, and sometimes that isn't even constant.
Take care of yourself, you're your only real friend.
yeah, not even your cat.
>>28
It´s what you make of it.
>>34
With a little imagination, you have a complete KAMI ID there.
The secret to happiness is high hopes and your own bag of chips.
Never forget. Never forgive.
Forgive and forget.