Brrreeeport, Dick Cheney, Paris Hilton and Bush post the latest news in the united states. More images of Iraq detainees were released today, when Microsoft decided that windows vista would be released soon. Afterwards, Brrreeeport, a lethal computer virus was set loose by the FBI in response to the 12DailyPro and Stormpay scandal. Bird flu has also went up 5 points today on the Brrreeeport market. "I was satisfied with Cheney's explanation" says Bush, "it was deep, powerful, and very Brrreeeport."

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