Japanese spam: wtf (9)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-07 17:13 ID:Heaven

I keep recieving spam in Japanese, though I have never submitted my email address to a Japanese website. Can anyone tell me what this means?

篠田則子
<n_sinoda@iegk.com> to me

http://www.rgraytea.net/?num=452 の地域異性紹介を担当している篠田則子と申します。今回、地域紹介対象募集の件についてご連絡させて頂きました。
当メールが迷惑だと思われた方はお手数ですが文末のメアドまで内容無しのメールをお送り下さい。(自動で処理しますが1,2日かかる場合がございます。ご了承下さい。)

今回のご招待にあたって、当社は以下の約束を守ります。

■当社からのご招待ですので、配信されたアドレスでの登録料及び招待料など一切無料と設定させて頂きました。それだけではなく、≪1,000円分≫のサービスポイントも登録直後に自動追加と致します。更に℡確認(不正請求などの悪用は一切ございませんので、ご安心下さい)を行った直後、(5,000円分)の無料ポイントも24時間対応で追加致します。

□貴方の登録情報を同地域異性へ随時通達致しますので、異性からのメールが直接貴方の方に届きます。当番組では異性全ての情報を確認可能となっております。

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http://www.rgraytea.net/?num=452
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※人数限定のご招待ですので、自動廃棄と認めた場合は権利回収となりますので、なるべくメール開封して24時間以内にご登録を完了するようお願い致します。

※ワンクリック詐欺等一切無いことを保証します。

※各種女性週刊誌にも広告を掲載しています。

配信停止を希望される方は
refuse@rgraytea.net.com
までメールをお送り下さい。

I assume it's just random "MAKE YOUR PENIS LARGE LIKE AMERICAN" spam, but why would they target me, I am American ;-;

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-07 21:24 ID:Heaven

It means "lol penis, casino, viagra, mortgage". I am a Japanese expert, you can trust me on this one.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-10 00:01 ID:OEMSRdwg

Next time you get a piece of japanese spam:
http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/

Just toss it in there. Should give you a good enough translation to get the general gist of it all. It's heaps better than babelfish though, and better than google-translations as far as I've noticed.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-10 11:49 ID:OEMSRdwg

that translator gave the following:
"Noriko Shinoda
<n_sinoda@iegk.com> to me

I am Noriko Shinoda who is taking charge of the regional opposite sex introduction of http://www.rgraytea.net/?num=452. This time, the matter of recruitment for a regional introduction was reported.
Please send mail sorry to trouble you, but without the content to Mead of the end of sentence to seeming this mail as the trouble. (It might take 1 or 2 days though it processes by the automatic operation. Please acknowledge it. )

It undertakes this invitation, and our company keeps the following promises.

  • Because it was our invitation, the registration fee and the invitation fee, etc. in the delivered address set all free of charge. Then, it is not that much, and I will assume the service point of ≪1,000 ..yen.. ≫ to be an automatic addition immediately after registration. In addition, do?I will add a free point by 24 hour correspondence.
  • Mail from opposite sex reaches you directly because it will tell your registered information to regional the same opposite sex at any time. Information all opposite sex can be confirmed in the person on duty class.

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http://www.rgraytea.net/?num=452
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  • Please it becomes a right collection when you admit automatic abandonment because it is an invitation of the limitation of the number of people, and open mail as much as possible and complete registration within 24 hours.
  • It is guaranteed that there is no one click swindle at all.
  • The advertisement is inserted to various women's weeklies.

The delivery stop's being hoped
refuse@rgraytea.net.com
Please send the mail.
"

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-10 14:40 ID:AyWbTDtK

I will now click on the link provided, to tell them that your email address exists and is in use.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-13 12:07 ID:Jh4H/k47

>>5
That's not very friendly.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-13 15:29 ID:AyWbTDtK

>>6
I did it because I needed attention and love from you. Will you forgive me?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-14 12:10 ID:Jh4H/k47

>>7
... okay :<

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-17 06:41 ID:Heaven

Remember! Anonymous does NEVER forgive!

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