Bottling (78)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 17:22 ID:P6gWpuvO

What the hell is bottling?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 19:44 ID:6tfaBvC9

It's the (convenient) practice of storing your waste in bottles. There are several benefits to this. First, doing so means you don't need to leave your room/computer every time you get the urge to pee. Anybody who spends a fair time at the computer would be able to understand how nice bottling makes things.

Second, it's also kinder to the environment. Most people flush every time they pee, even though they only release a miniscule amount of urine, yet every flush uses up about three gallons of water. Think of how many times a day you stop into the bathroom to pee and you'll understand just how much water is being pointlessly wasted.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 21:52 ID:Heaven

Water

is

a

renewable

resource!

It's just laziness/fear of leaving one's room. The "kinder to the environment" story is just a false excuse.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 21:53 ID:Heaven

Also, it would be more beneficial to recycle your plastics/glasses rather than pee and poop in them.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 23:22 ID:pYBQu5ar

Well...it is reusing them at least.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 23:28 ID:O2/9iVhQ

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7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 23:36 ID:6tfaBvC9

>>3

That still doesn't mean that it can't be wasted. Food can just be grown, but that doesn't mean throwing Thanksgiving dinner out the window isn't a complete waste.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-19 23:38 ID:6tfaBvC9

>>4

Most bottlers do recycle the bottles eventually. Using them to store your waste for a short time doesn't mean that you can't recycle them later. It's a simple matter to do.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-20 09:51 ID:lJjFZKaq

This thread is fucking disgusting.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-20 09:54 ID:Heaven

>Food can just be grown, but that doesn't mean throwing Thanksgiving dinner out the window isn't a complete waste.

That doesn't make sense. You can't compare water with food.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-20 10:08 ID:Heaven

>>10 That doesn't make sense. You can't compare water with food.
That doesn't make sense. You can't say he can't compare water with food.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-20 10:10 ID:tl8FPxE5

one time i bottled without even thinking about it, i was jsut sitting down at my desktop, opened a bottle and started without even thinking.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-20 15:35 ID:Heaven

>>11 That doesn't make sense. You can't say he can't compare water with food.
That doesn't make sense. You can't say he can't say he can't compare water with food.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-20 20:15 ID:RO8dWigk

>>9

That's nice. Now how about actually trying to explain why you think that is so? In reality, there's nothing disgusting about it. It isn't any different from going to the restroom aside from the fact that it is far, far more convenient. Can you come up with something beyond a knee-jerk reaction like, "...It just is!"

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-20 22:52 ID:Heaven

It's gross to me for someone to store their waste anywhere in their living quarters. If you care about wasting water so much, go poop in your back yard! Build an outhouse! Just don't fill your room up with urine-filled gatorade bottles.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 00:03 ID:RO8dWigk

I don't see why. It's less disgusting than going to the bathroom to do it. Due to the way you pee in to the bottle, you should never touch a single drop of urine, and it's nearly impossible for some to spray off-target, unlike when you're aiming into a toilet. Your waste never touches anything but the inside of the bottle, and as long as you close the cap tightly, there is zero chance of it ever spilling.

It's not as though the urine will magically seep through the container, so there's nothing to worry about. Also, you only need to store them for as long as you decide you want to. You can empty and throw away the bottles anytime you wish, so space shouldn't be an issue.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 01:31 ID:Heaven

>>16
there is a reason that civilised society abandoned chamberpots and invented bathrooms

it's so we don't live where we piss/shit, plus, once you move out of your mother's basement and in with other people, god forbid a family, nobody wants to watch you whip it out in your chair.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 02:51 ID:RO8dWigk

You aren't being fair in your argument. I never claimed that you should go to the bathroom while other people are present, so I'm not sure why you're trying to make it seem that way. Also, chamberpots are quite different than sealed, airtight containers that can easily be stored somewhere or emptied at your own leisure.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 04:12 ID:Heaven

>>18
So you think visitors aren't going to think anything when you say, "Wait in the living room, I gotta throw out my pee"? Face it, this is a practice only shut-ins do. Any reason to pee and poop in a bottle besides not wanting to leave your room is only trying to justify yourself.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 04:21 ID:RO8dWigk

>>Face it, this is a practice only shut-ins do.

I never said otherwise.

Even so, it's something that would benefit anybody, especially those that spend large amounts of time in front of the computer. I think everybody should give it a try, at least.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 05:19 ID:Heaven

>>20
It certainly isn't going to help them get over their anxienty and move into the real world.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 05:53 ID:Heaven

Trying to figure out how crap fits in a bottle

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 10:37 ID:Heaven

>>22
People who won't even leave their room to go to the bathroom probably have a very unhealthy diet and have "the runs" 24/7.

That's my guess, anyways!

24 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 15:13 ID:JO2W/n0x

I don't think anyone actually does this (except for Martin Random's roommate). The original poster is just trolling and laughing his ass off.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 16:37 ID:Ezpwg/38

haha martin random's roommate. oh god i need to read that again

26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 19:39 ID:DqphP92t

>>24

If you really believe that, then you are incredibly naive. I'm not the original poster, but I am >>2 from the prievious thread, and I've been the one explaining bottling here in this thread as well.

It's something that many people do, and I don't like that it's so misunderstood, because it's something that can benefit pretty much anybody due to how convenient it is. You simply place the tip of your penis against the bottle's mouth and release. No fuss, no muss, and pretty much zero chance of spraying off-course and making a mess.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 19:42 ID:DqphP92t

>>2

Like I've said, if you use those Gatorade bottles with the large mouths, it's fairly easy. After training yourself on those and getting the mechanics down, you should be able to move on to narrower bottles. From what I understand, the fecal matter will "form" to the width of the bottle's mouth and push its way through easily.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-21 20:18 ID:Heaven

>>26
What "hikkis" do not understand is convenience does not always = benefit

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