So, I've decided that life is not worth living I'm going to end it all. I still have some final decisions to make, however
1)what should I wear when I do it? Do I want to shock them with my pale naked visage? Do I want to dress up the way I want to be buried and save them the trouble of dressing me for my funeral?
2)Should I try to ease the trauma for them, maybe by slinking off somewhere to die alone - or should I maximise the trauma and share my pain and suffering (eg jumping off a tall building during rush hour -ensuring that I splatter the maximum amount of people possible with my blood and guts)
3)should I leave a generic suicide note, or should I go through my shitlist and mail everyone long letters telling them in detail how they've let me down? Would anyone bother reading them?
4)Who should I leave 4-ch to?
5)How legally binding are wills that are written when you're contemplating suicide? Does the fact you're commiting suicide legally invalidate your last wishes?
So, tell me your thoughts, /general/ -or don't; it doesn't matter to me - I'm going to be dead by the time you read this anyway! ^_^
1) Be elegant.
2) Go for the grand finale.
3) Detailed mail for everyone you know.
But why you want to commit suicide? I'm just curious.
Life is an unending series of defeats and misery, and it's better to get it over with now.
Plus, all of my friends are.
squeeks: im sick of these suicide threads goddamnit
nihon-jin: commit a suicide and your sickness will vanish
squeeks: suicide is a long term solution to short term problems.
squeeks: if people wanna go kill themselves, don't let me hold you back. but, i really dont fucking want it on my website kthnx
Inject yourself with that drug that makes you scratch at your throat to death.
We just ran out of that
Could we just get a suicide/depression board or something. It's kind of annoying that all new threads in General either tend to be about suicide or depression now adays.
>>9
I don't think I'm being rude or anything, just making an honest suggestion, as 4-ch has suddenly seen a large number of topics centered around a topic (in this case, depression and suicide). When this happens, it's usually worth adding a board dedicated to a topic. Maybe we could have a mental health board or something? I think it's a good idea.
I don't know suicide, but I like the Hikikomori/life board idea.
The would be the premier English Hikikomori board!
>>16
I need to start reading my posts before I submit, though.
"I don't know about suicide" and "This would be"
"Social life or lack thereof board"
"Mental health board"
How's that?
suicide
A /hikki/ board that requires a doctor's/psychiatrist's certification of hikkikomori status!
suicide
FOLLOWUP
Didn't commit suicide, she wrote me back and I'll post the rest over in /love/
Thanks, 4chan!
they are fakes. FAKE!!!!!