Cuddle Parties (45)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-04 07:59 ID:/Utmk98U

What in the fuck? Why?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-04 12:59 ID:Heaven

...

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-04 16:54 ID:Heaven

Uhh...

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-04 17:00 ID:o8aM9G1q

I opened up the UHS file for "cuddle parties" and found this:

Hint: They make you horny.

Hint: And everyone else.

Hint: They lead to orgies.

Hint: Go to them.

-- No more hints --

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-04 18:23 ID:+bDmGwcC

http://www.cuddleparty.com/about/faq.cfm#orgy

> Frequently Asked Questions
> ...
> This is really just an excuse to have an orgy, right?
> Short answer: No. A Cuddle Party is a non-sexual event.
> Sorry, no sex, folks!

BULLSHIT If you ain't having a fucking orgy at the "cuddle party", you'll certainly be having one at the after party, that's if you aren't furiously whackin' off in your car.

6 Name: Ron "The Truth" Killings : 2006-10-04 19:11 ID:DfUDTXS/

WHAT THE FUCK

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-27 07:06 ID:hkr42LM1

>>1

Because it's nice?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-27 07:36 ID:fT8dn1wA

Heh, so people get together to cuddle?

Weird.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-27 09:23 ID:Heaven

Gotta be a technical virgin thing.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-27 11:27 ID:goxZ9IGo

orz

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-29 09:38 ID:pePS+S6y

>>7
It's probably very enjoyable to cuddle with people, but to go this far, to cuddle with strangers?

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-29 22:31 ID:Heaven

I went to a cuddle party but no one wanted to cuddle with me :(

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-30 00:35 ID:tgl4tiAL

enjoy your AIDS

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-30 12:10 ID:fT8dn1wA

>>13
I don't get aids because I always wear condoms when I cuddle.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-31 04:16 ID:pePS+S6y

>>12

Really?

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-31 05:13 ID:6V6k3pKt

...I have to say, this is a new concept for me.

Details, please?

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-31 20:37 ID:6IenKkNB

Cuddle Party web site.
http://www.cuddleparty.com/

Seems like one of those phony "inner child" seminars to reach your maximum Anthony Robbins potential.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-31 21:36 ID:HROk8YAy

Those people are all fat and/or retarded.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-31 22:37 ID:Heaven

>>17
In other words, for people who aren't capable of finding people to cuddle with, because they're lonely nerds.

GO OUTSIDE, PEOPLE.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 07:57 ID:Heaven

>>19
What do you do once you are outside?

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 14:32 ID:Heaven

Yes, I'm standing here right now outside in the 17 degree weather. What the hell do I do >>19?

22 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 17:14 ID:bjCLvGDd

Spoilers: None of us actually go outside. We just tell people to for some reason.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 20:06 ID:OTcm/IXL

>>19 Yeah, as if outside there is a wonderful world, full of glittering sun, and multicolored flowers, and everfertile women.

YEAH RIGHT

24 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 20:53 ID:Heaven

I'm constantly outside... hasn't done anyhting for me. :(

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 20:53 ID:lPBvuYlF

>>22
Go outside.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-01 21:09 ID:Heaven

>>20
Kill yourself.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-03 23:22 ID:88Pq3HiC

"Outside" sucks. It's always either to hot or too cold, too bright or too dark. And everything is so fucking far apart that you have to drive a goddamn land speeder to get anywhere, nothing is designed for people who actually walk and all the buildings look like loading docks. I prefer the internet to Wal-Mart's parking lot, thanks.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-08 00:18 ID:Rb50h7oS

Sounds nice, really...

29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-08 09:43 ID:pePS+S6y

It would seem nice if you could cuddle with people you knew... But complete strangers... I don't think I could go to one of those.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-08 15:47 ID:Heaven

>>29
Only if it was in Vegas. ('Cuz what ever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.)

Personally, I don't see why anyone would ever go to these. I would only go if I was on the verge of suicide or something.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-03 21:53 ID:dD2nkPdf

America is touch deprived. No man can hug another man without feeling and being considered a fag. It's just our way of keeping people out (of our AT fields.) It's sad, really. :(

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 01:44 ID:RCLyVHK2

America reminds me of the pervy old neighbor in Family Guy.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-14 17:36 ID:wfNzHgHX

>>31 I can't believe you said "AT Fields" in a cuddle thread.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-14 18:01 ID:n7M/szMT

>>33

HABEEB IT

35 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-14 20:46 ID:Heaven

>>33
I had to read it twice too.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-22 09:05 ID:WZ/Qei4h

I just came in from the outside. It's highly overrated.

37 Name: Oily Skin : 2006-12-28 14:32 ID:G3HCoFrl

WTF DUDES! i just feel strange when i read about it..

but hey! let's all meet in basment and cuddle. ( vomiting )

38 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-27 16:48 ID:QV4HiMDZ

yay

39 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-28 18:48 ID:YXTPYyX7

"Cuddle Party" is abbreviated "CP".

41 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-04 01:59 ID:WkSJsk/b

After what seems to be the most sensuous, satisfying, fulfilling hug of your life, you discover that you are minus a wallet and a bus ticket home. :(

42 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-04 03:22 ID:Heaven

>>41 heh

43 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-05 19:01 ID:g9a+Xn7O

>>31 AT field ftw

44 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-06 06:44 ID:6UeTb1Cl

>>43 seconded for great justice.

45 Name: 4 : 2007-03-06 12:42 ID:Heaven

Don't mind the ceilings. They're unfamiliar.

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