Holy shit, I've had the WORST escapade with my cellphone this week.

So I go into my cellphone company store to pay my bill with a money order [yes, I am getting a new checking account ASAP], and they say "I'm sorry, we no longer take money orders, but you can pay in cash". So I'm like, WTF?! Well, I go all the way back to my bank (by this time my cellphone has been cut off). They say they can't cash my money order, since it's already been made out to the company. I go back to where I bought the money order, and they say that without my receipt, I can't return it.

So I'm without a cellphone until I can figure out what to do, and I'm screwed out of a bunch of money (and I'm completely broke until the end of next week). Fuck fuck FUCK me. What should I do?

Well, get a rope, a chair and some high place... You'll figure out the rest!

Try to explain someone who works for the phone company your situation, maybe they can do something? I don't know how nice cell phone companies can be, I never had one.