I am 22, and, aside from my mom, I haven't talked to a woman in four years. I think I am a pretty cool guy, but I am reserved and mentally intense.
We are >>1's courtiers. We are sorry that our lord has opened such a stupid THREAD.
After the last war we had completely lost, our lord got mental illness. Everyday, he kidnaps girls from the village. Every night he gets drunk
and tries to chop courtiers with his katana.
Now the lady of the house is ill in bed. The people in our country are suffering badly from famine. The neighboring Daimyos is taking advantage of this situation, they try to pass across the border and take over our land.
Quite a few of our fellow courtiers have intention to rise in rebellion.
We are now in dire straits. Our clan would be destroyed.
But, don't worry. We arranged that our Lord become a Buddhist priest.
In his way to the temple, our skilled assassin should take his life.
That is arranged perfectly. After that we will hail Master Monaminokami, the nephew of our lord, as our new lord. We, all courtiers, would do our best to serve this new lord with faith.
We apologize for any inconvenience our lord may have caused you.
Pleas wait for a while. Pleas forgive the evil deeds done by our lord.
Posting in a thread.
I am >>1's doctor. I'm really sorry for letting him create this thread.
He has been suffering from serious mental illness for a long time,
and he escaped from hospital this morning.
As his doctor, I promise this will not happen again.
I am 22, and, aside from my mom, I haven't fucked a woman in four years. I think I am a pretty cool guy, but I am reserved and mentally intense.
This is a thread for posting your profile. You should be honest about yourself.
I am 22, and, aside from my mom, I haven't talked to a woman in four years. I think I'm a pretty cool guy, but I am an intensely reserved mental. Any relationship with a woman, other than the occasional ordering of that Subway sandwich (I only need to see her, I get so happy deep inside - is it love? ;) will require a serious investment by the woman to get to know me. I am confident that, if I were to feel like it, could approach a member of ye other gender, and she would, hypothetically speaking, be possibly interested in spending a lot of time on me for the very person that I am. Oh, that would be so nice.
I also have very strong opinions about virginity and mastorbation.
I am >>1's profile. Even though I am just an inanimate piece of information and do not even have a physical form, I feel shame. >>1 often shows me to other people, and every time, I just want to die. I can tell they do not care about >>1, and the pathetic facts about his life, yet he persists in his attempts to find a person who would care. So, administrator, I ask you to delete me, and let me die in peace. Thank you.
I am 22, and, aside from my mom, I haven't seen a person in four years. And my mom is ashes in a jar. I think I'm a pretty cool guy, but that's because my refrigerator is open. I am reserved and mental ill beyond what you have ever experienced. Thank you for getting to know me. I will now commit hara-kiri.