My father and I have a bet, you see. See, I don't think you're going to last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won't last fiveI DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOUR FATHER THINKS MALFOY
HES VILE AND CRUEL
AND YOURE JUST PATHETIC.

Take my body back to my father.

What. The. Fuck.

Whatever it is, it's infinitely more awesome than most posts here.

With 4-ch's quality these days that is not exactly difficult to achieve in any way.