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You know, if someone on a forum makes has a good story, retell it when you meet a new person, but make it your own story. If you and your friends have an interesting discussion, recycle it with another person. A stand-up comedian has a good joke? Steal it!
Remember, the important thing when havning a conversation isn't to be honest and 100% truthful, if the truth is boring. It's better to aim for being interesting, instead. Try to make it seem natural so the other person won't think you're just an NPC, retelling a tale everytime someone walks up to them and presses a button.