It makes me extremely horny
So do I. a/s/l ?
I can't shit with the lights on, I always have to light candles and then I have to take my clothes off.
I just won't be able to shit without doing those things.
Well, I hate to admit it, but, I too love to poo without the lights on, and my clothes off. More than this, I need breakcore playing off in the distance, and occasionally peek to see if someone is coming, although I know no one is.
I stare at the reflection of my face in the door knob, its skewed.
I like taking dumps while fapping.
With the bathroom door open, squatting backwards on the toilet.
It hits the rim often, but usually falls into the bowl rather than on the floor. I read the daily Marmaduke comic during the act, and I have aggravated dyslexia so it takes me a while to finish reading.
one time i took a dump and i fell asleep, when i awoke 8 hours later i foudn out my poop solidified into my asshole. It was unbelievably painful.
did you ask your younger sister to eat it out for you?
nah in fact your mom was moaning my name for jesus to hear when i circled her areola with my tongue while caressing her clitoris and g spot with my soft tender fingers