I swear this isn't a troll post, no matter what you think.
It's a real messy jungle down there, and I'm worried that it will scare my girlfriend off if she sees it. Should I trim or shave it?
Oh, I am male by the way.
It will itch. So I've heard. Trimming might work if you can manage to pull it off.
I recommend putting Ben-Gay all over your genitalia and pubes, which will cause the offending hairs to fall out.
If you want to her to go down on you, shave it.
Also, this is not the personal issues board.
Clipping is an unvoiced possibility.
tt WILL itch for a week or two the first time you shave it (voice from experience). girls have also expressed that if both parties are shaved then H stuff is level-up. however you WILL need to upkeep that very often because if you're stubby you won't get to play.
if you're not willing to commit to the chore then just trimming back might be a good idea
OP here, I trimmed this morning. Meaning I just cut off the really long parts but left quite a bit of hair. It's still nothing pretty to look at, but at least it's not all curled up and tangled. I kind of like the look now, so I might cut it even shorter later.
Where are the japanese people?
Last time I trimmed it, I had to stop midway. Someone rang the doorbell, so I put on my pants and answered the door. Then I sat down and forgot all about my poor pubic hair. The left side is twice the length of the right now.
I should probably get back to that.
Next time don't put on your pants.
Trimming ftw.
However, I can't figure out a good way to get rid of ass hair.
Everything is hindered by the fact that I can't see it.
Depends. Are you a man or a woman? You can get bikini waxing done, very effective I'm told, though PAINFUL. Hmm...I'd say trim it, so that it becomes a sort of soft down. If you shave it all, you might get ingrown hairs, and when it grows out all prickly, you'll be in constant discomfort and agony when you walk, regardless of gender.
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I hardly consider that a troll, no one likes ass hair.
Many females are put off by lack of hair down there. They don't want you to look like a fucking baby or something. Go for a nice trim with some scissors.
I think this thread is solely responsible for the "Eliminate unwanted body hair forever" ad that I see at the top of this page.
I am proud.
I'll let you in a secret >>21, shaving makes a cock look about 100% bigger.
I know, but then you are just a baby with something that looks like a big cock.