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1 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:00 ID:WA6LzPTf

Alrighty then. Here I am.

Entertain me.

2 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:02 ID:WA6LzPTf

hey hey hey

3 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:02 ID:WA6LzPTf

wtfssssssss..... omg i'm sooooo confused...and tired and like 17 people were poking me in photo

4 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:03 ID:WA6LzPTf

why did we get the one next to the pubes post??

5 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:03 ID:WA6LzPTf

grrrr im talking to myself

6 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:04 ID:WA6LzPTf

My name is Boris. I like dis IFTA yous people talk about.

7 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:04 ID:WA6LzPTf

ummmmm

8 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:04 ID:WA6LzPTf

That's called schizophrenia, hon.

9 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:04 ID:WA6LzPTf

That's called schizophrenia, hon.

10 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:05 ID:WA6LzPTf

eww double post! sorry about that.

11 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:05 ID:WA6LzPTf

ummm, nellie???? y r we on the crazy ppl one..????

12 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:06 ID:WA6LzPTf

omg did not know this...

13 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:06 ID:WA6LzPTf

eh? how'd you determine that?

14 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:08 ID:WA6LzPTf

im awesome

15 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:10 ID:WA6LzPTf

that's nice, dear.

so, anyone else not excited to be editing?

16 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:10 ID:WA6LzPTf

How're the stories?

17 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:12 ID:WA6LzPTf

straaange.

18 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:13 ID:WA6LzPTf

I think mine's set in England...these kids are weird.

19 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:15 ID:WA6LzPTf

mine's set in Lord knows where, and these peeps are in control of the gov't...I fear for their country! (or whatever it is)

20 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:16 ID:WA6LzPTf

mine is sleeeeeepyyyy.

21 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:16 ID:WA6LzPTf

and the punctuation's bad.

22 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:17 ID:WA6LzPTf

idk what else to say about it it's all about sleeeping and wanting to sleep and falling asleep.

23 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:17 ID:WA6LzPTf

and i want to fall asleep!!!

24 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:18 ID:WA6LzPTf

baaaahhhahahahahaaaaa

25 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:18 ID:WA6LzPTf

that's kinda wierd...

26 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:19 ID:WA6LzPTf

UUUUUURRR kinda weird

27 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:21 ID:WA6LzPTf

Ha ha, I have Nellie's!

28 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:22 ID:WA6LzPTf

why is that so funny?

29 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:22 ID:WA6LzPTf

I have James' now but I had Curtis' before...??? whoever they are...

30 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:24 ID:WA6LzPTf

somebody trade with meeeee! please.

31 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:25 ID:WA6LzPTf

and schmerg, if you don't get on right now, Ima go over there and slap your face...and then steal whatever it is you're editing, so I can have done a second piece.

32 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:27 ID:WA6LzPTf

^ Is that a threat or something?

33 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:28 ID:WA6LzPTf

yes. yes, it is.

is there a problem with that?

I didn't think so.

34 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:29 ID:WA6LzPTf

omg i missed the only hint of violence ever... wait for it wait for it..

35 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:30 ID:WA6LzPTf

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! KIIIILLL HER KIIILL HERRRR!!

36 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:30 ID:WA6LzPTf

That's not very nice!

And besides, which one would I kill?

37 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:31 ID:WA6LzPTf

BORIS! Hehehe... you were quite humorous in Moosical Theatre today.

38 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:33 ID:WA6LzPTf

MEh, my story is lonnng.

39 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:34 ID:WA6LzPTf

I'm on like my 17th story...

40 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:34 ID:WA6LzPTf

okay real quick subject change - an excerpt from what i'm reading...

"That's right, he'd lost the capacity to love someone. he had loved his father once, until he stabbed him through the heart in a duel."

HAHA!!!! I like it already!

41 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:35 ID:WA6LzPTf

Why zank you, we Germans aren't normally very friendly, but Iz like ze compliments.

Yeah, thanks. I love doing improv and that was the first thing I came up with.

42 Name: calvin : 2007-07-23 15:37 ID:WA6LzPTf

hi guys

43 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:37 ID:WA6LzPTf

I read your story, Boris, as well as someone named Amber's, and now I'm on Calvin's.

44 Name: calvin : 2007-07-23 15:38 ID:WA6LzPTf

my cp lags lol

45 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:39 ID:WA6LzPTf

I'm German! ^_^ Quite honestly, your accent sounded a tad Indian, but who am I to complain?

46 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:39 ID:WA6LzPTf

Oh great, it's that stupid, annoying kid CALVIN. :)

47 Name: calvin : 2007-07-23 15:41 ID:WA6LzPTf

whos boris, theres no dudes in this class named boris

48 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:41 ID:WA6LzPTf

omg i knowwww

49 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:41 ID:WA6LzPTf

Deathly Lollows!

50 Name: calvin : 2007-07-23 15:41 ID:WA6LzPTf

who r you guys :D

51 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:41 ID:WA6LzPTf

grrrr.stupid typing skills

52 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:41 ID:WA6LzPTf

you are all so friendly!

I'm going to be different.

Hello, Calvin!

53 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:41 ID:WA6LzPTf

Boris wrote the story we both edited.

54 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:42 ID:WA6LzPTf

ummmm im that hot girl over there....

55 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:42 ID:WA6LzPTf

and ftw is a Lollow??

56 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:42 ID:WA6LzPTf

lalalalolololalalaloalaolaolalaoaoaooooo

57 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:43 ID:WA6LzPTf

I... am not going to lie, I'm excited about writing a play.

58 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:44 ID:WA6LzPTf

I'm actually Aria, but last class we were doing improv and I made up this guy named Boris, and people thought it was funny, so that's my name here for today.

59 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:44 ID:WA6LzPTf

mmmkay. is the hallows the 3 things, or the tRAIN STATION ? GODDAMN CAPS lOCK

60 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:44 ID:WA6LzPTf

yay pseudonym! which does NOT equal ghostwriter, fyi, Mrs. Knight.

61 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:44 ID:WA6LzPTf

I used to say "Lolocaust" when people said something funny. I now say "Deathly Lollows" or "Loldemort" in honour of the new Harry Potter book. I'll probably stop soon because it gets annoying really fast.

62 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:45 ID:WA6LzPTf

NOW I ALWAYS SOUND ANGRY BECAUSE ITS ALL CAPS.....STUPID BUTTON...WTF DO i PUSH AGAIN??

63 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:46 ID:WA6LzPTf

A ghostwriter is someone who writes for you and pretends to be you.

Durrr.

The Hallows are the three thingie-majiggers. And I think the scaly whining fetus is Volders, because he was passed out at the same time as Harry, myesss? Eh?

Wait, ack, Nellie's not done is she?

64 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:46 ID:WA6LzPTf

DON'T READ MY PREVIOUS POST, NELLIE! Waves arms like a looney windmill

65 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:47 ID:WA6LzPTf

OMG I LOOK SO HOT RIGHT NOW... MOSTLY BECAUSE i DIDN'T EVEN TRY THIS MORNING. i LOOKED IN A MIRROR LIKE ONCE THIS MORNING. i DID NOT BRUSH MY HAIR...AND LOOK HOW AWESOME IT LOOKS!!!!

66 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:47 ID:WA6LzPTf

haha, poor poppy. smooth, btw.

and how are we supposed to know which cities she's talking about?? obviously WE know, but how is a director to do so??

67 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:47 ID:WA6LzPTf

To italicize things, put **** asterisks around them. See?

68 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:47 ID:WA6LzPTf

O YEAH hp IS HOT TOO

69 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:48 ID:WA6LzPTf

which is so not narcissistic (a poppy)

70 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:48 ID:WA6LzPTf

My hair is a giant fluffy dead wombat that sits on my head laughing at me. (Don't ask how a dead animal can laugh...) but I quite like my hair anyway because it's funny...

71 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:49 ID:WA6LzPTf

dude that's cool!! I think. or is it just one on each side?

72 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:49 ID:WA6LzPTf

haha Donald's a rabid HOBO!!!

73 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:49 ID:WA6LzPTf

Is anyone else not really listening?

74 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:49 ID:WA6LzPTf

but courier new is soo ugly!!

75 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:50 ID:WA6LzPTf

I have to bring in my gorgeous photos of myself dressed as Lucius "Daddy Luscious" Malfoy... long blonde wig and cane ahoy!

76 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:50 ID:WA6LzPTf

NARCISSS--????I DONT SPEAK JAPANESE

77 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:50 ID:WA6LzPTf

Two asterisks on each side makes bold-ness.

78 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:50 ID:WA6LzPTf

yes...just picking up random words. like the next page, which is my cue to turn the page. late, of course, because I'm typing this.

79 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:51 ID:WA6LzPTf

aha so slooow! i'm always like 9 billion posts behind!

80 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:52 ID:WA6LzPTf

BLAAAAA NOT LISTENINGGGG... Flies away to magical fairy-land and parties down with the gnomes int he lollipop trees snorting powder sugar

81 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:52 ID:WA6LzPTf

haha I'll put the cast in your mailbox!!

82 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:52 ID:WA6LzPTf

She's listing a lot of designers, yes?

83 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:53 ID:WA6LzPTf

yes.

84 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 15:53 ID:WA6LzPTf

That sounds like a sexual innuendo.

85 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:53 ID:WA6LzPTf

GAGAGAGAGAG... ooh! We get to actually write! 'Coo.

86 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:54 ID:WA6LzPTf

HA!

"if you loove to give directions and descriptions"...you fail.

87 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:54 ID:WA6LzPTf

HEH? I MISSED A SEXUAL INNUENDO?

88 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:54 ID:WA6LzPTf

wait so what do we do?

89 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:54 ID:WA6LzPTf

Yum.

90 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:54 ID:WA6LzPTf

waaahahahahahahaaaaAAAAA

91 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:55 ID:WA6LzPTf

WHAT SHOUDL MY PLAY BE ABOUT, YO??

92 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:55 ID:WA6LzPTf

okay so what we do is not 'yum'...so was that a yum to innuendo?

93 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:56 ID:WA6LzPTf

idGET IT

94 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:56 ID:WA6LzPTf

Wacky modern dork King Arthur is now a play.

95 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:56 ID:WA6LzPTf

YUMMY INUENDO

96 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 15:56 ID:WA6LzPTf

That was a yum to innuendo because I had no idea what else to say...

I was peach-less.

97 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:57 ID:WA6LzPTf

I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A MOON

98 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:58 ID:WA6LzPTf

I WAN TTO GET IN ROMEO'S PANTSSS, YO

99 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 15:58 ID:WA6LzPTf

alrighty then. give me an idea. now.

NOW!

that is, an idea for my play.

maybe it should be a musical!!

haha there is no think.... ftw?

100 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 15:59 ID:WA6LzPTf

UMMM, I THINK YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR PREVIOUS STORY

101 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 16:00 ID:WA6LzPTf

OHHHHH.YESSSS

102 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 16:00 ID:WA6LzPTf

NARRATORS SUCK

103 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 16:00 ID:WA6LzPTf

OHHHH.YESSSSS

104 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 16:01 ID:WA6LzPTf

THEY R TALKING TO MEEEE

105 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 16:01 ID:WA6LzPTf

I love narrators! they're like a way around 'there is no think'!

and I meant for the plays we write this week. but nice try.

106 Name: Boris : 2007-07-23 16:06 ID:WA6LzPTf

No narrator for me, I'm using a scene from my last story.

107 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 16:06 ID:WA6LzPTf

really quick - pick one:

birth or conception?

108 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-23 16:07 ID:WA6LzPTf

Birth.

109 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-23 16:07 ID:WA6LzPTf

thank you!

110 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-23 16:10 ID:WA6LzPTf

CONCEPTION< YOOOO

111 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-23 22:21 ID:Heaven

no.

112 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-28 05:01 ID:Heaven

What the fuck is this shit?

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