HAHAHAAA I started it this time...Write yo shiz, bitches.
I almost refuse to write on this one... but whatever.
hold on, Ima make a new one, as there's a message I need in the first post...
NOOOOOOO!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAA HGET SCHMERGO TO GET ON IT>>>AND ARIA>> AND CALVIN AND EVERYONEEEE!!!
HAYYYY! This is pretty cool.
fine, but at the end of class I'm putting up a thing that says no more anonymous people writing random things, please, as it's our board and we don't really care what you think, besides which no one's gonna read it once we're through. AND they always write the same things (look at the last few of our boards)
So apparently, my dream about a fictional character I created trying to kill me replicates a scene from a movie I've never seen...
Did you see the board about the Facesitting of Moses?
yes I did, and I think it highly irreverent. If you believe Moses existed, then you wouldn't be so rude as to implicate that he would engage in such behavior.
I think it meant sitting on Moses's face...
which is the randomest thing ever, because he's quite dead by now.
You might as well dance on Abraham Lincoln's stomach.
Alright, I'm here. What's going on?
Yeah who the hell is Anonymous...that bitch keeps saying that we wasted our time posting this stuff...and his ID is Heaven..what a loser...yeah, Anonymous...if you're watching this right now, you are a loser. a big fat one.
You just get back to your knife fight, Mr. Carpenter.
I think no one knows...
Certainly not playwriting, though.
I think Anonymous is prolly in this class actually.
i'm dying...i thin i inhaled some anthrax or spit or something, but I can't stop coughing ahhhh
and rayneesha, don't insult the malevolent spirits who apparently already think poorly of us.
(Oh, I see, this is a bad time...)
My bday tomorrow!! get me some presents
A pressent? Like what? Cash?
why cant i insult the dumbass that keeps dissing us?? wjoever it is is being a loser
So I have this song from "The Prince of Egypt" stuck in my head...
you know, the guy who played Voldemort also played Ramses. He's a pretty good singer.
because you don't insult people who know our "names" when we don't know theirs or even where they are!
Ummmm yeah... get me whatever your heart desires...as long as its not crunchy... im getting my wisdom teeeth pulled tomorrow..i might not be in this class...
Ooh, your birthday is tomorrow? Good luck plucking the grey hairs, you old person?
Which does not mean you can say shit about me..i forbid it... i will be watching... and i'll get anonymous on your asses
Calvin's floppy disc apparently is not made out of american cheese. :(
ROFLWAFFOLS! U WAYSTED UR LYFE!!!1!!11!!!one!!1!!eleventy-one!!!1!!
LYK IM NOT!!!!1!!!!2!!!!!!3!!!!!!!!!7!!!!
Who is this superfreak?
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG Do not even say anything about grey hair to me....I am never getting grey hair..ever. I will go straight to bald...
It is I, ARIA! But today I am Superfreak.
By the way, I was the fake Anonymous earlier on the thread, if it wasn't already obvious...
OOKKAYYY Anonymous....You are not the anonymous from before...alrigth two can play that game... i'm going anonymous ya'll
okay so the !!11!!!!!!eleven!! thing was on the Blog, so I'm gonna guess that was Schmerg playing a trick on usses?
I'm boooooored. I really don't want to write a play...
by the way, who was blondeD?
Yes, I have come down from the Heavens to release you all from your sweet paralysing pain, the pain that binds you to this earth made of ashes.
BlondeD??
okay poppy you're an idiot, it's obvious you're coming from the same server as we are... nurrrr.
Mmmm, the crunchy lies of a hopeful yesterday penetrate my thoughts (haha Calvin)
SHUT UP NELLIE!!! I"M BEING AN INTERNET FREAK!!! WHY CANT I HAVE MY FUN_TIME??????
no, you lose. besides which that is vaguely disturbing.
Imean humberto whatever your name isss
What is vaguely disturbing??
Anything interesting going on?
My play has ghsots in it. That's kinda interesting.
THe fact that I am so amazing? or my talent at drawing stick figures..
My play is retarded
You find out who BlondeD was in chapter six, yo!
I'll give you a hint, though... when you read it, you shall smack yourself in the face.
It's about a hillbilly and the best line is "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
My play has a "social disease," as they said in West Side Story.
OK im over being a internet freak. back to Rayneeshatown
You have Jets and SHarks and Minnows??
The stoopid computer blocks photobucket but allows livejournal! So I can view all of my favourite art livejournals, but NONE OF THE ART.
Hoo-zah.
What's Rayneeshatown like?
It's a nice place in the GHETTO where they have cotton candy machines and ballon men to make you all sorts of balloon animals.
and I'm so angry that Makani hasn't posted anything for nearly a month! ...or a month today, I think it is.
I'm sooooooo booooooored.
And I don't even have anything interesting to say.
I don't either. How depressing.
How about this, schmerg, you teach me how to write witty fanfiction.
Makani posts art all the time on her livejournal. She has a new post today with Deathly Hallows art (Xenophilius and Luna, and Ron punching Draco in the face)... it's http://buttfacemakani.livejournal.com.
Heck, I just write my stories by sitting down at the computer and ranting randomly without any plot outline or plan or script. Yes indeedy. (Though I think they're more silly than witty.)
Oh, Makani doesn't use photobucket as an image hoster, so you can see the images. Yippee! There are some really funny pictures on http://twirlynoodle.livejournal.com, too, but she DOES use photobucket, so you can't see those here. (She also draws a vast amount of Discworld art, which is a plus for me but a minus for those who haven't read that series.)
Is so bored that she is posting Scarlet Pimpernel lyrics
La, but someone has to strike a pose
And bear the weight of well-tailored clothes
And that is why the lord created men!
ART? I dont know about the art.
WHeeeeee! Lyric time!!
I said a1,2,3 take my hand and come with me cuzyou look so fine that I really wanna make you mine
Ohhh 4,5,6, cmon and get your kicks cuz you dont need money when you look like that do ya, honey??
OMG I LOVE JET!!
I find it really disturbing how many people seem to have read "The Dark Lord's Blog" in this summer program... seriously.
how many?
More Scarlet Pimpernel because I'm bored and in love with SP
I wasn't born to walk on water
I wasn't born to sack and slaughter
But on my soul, I wasn't born
To stoop, to scorn, and knuckle under
A man can learn to steal some thunder
A man can learn to work some wonder
And when the gauntlet's down it's time
To rise and climb the sky
And soon the moon will smoulder
And the winds will rise
Yes, a man grows older
But his soul remains alive
All those tremulous stars still glitter
And I will survive
Let my heart grow colder
And as bitter as a falcon in the dive.
There was a dream, a dying ember
There was a dream, I don't remember
But I will resurrect that dream
As rivers stream and hills grow steeper
For here is where the blood runs deeper
Here is where the life gets cheaper
And when the final duel is near
I'll lift my spear and cry
Piercing into the sky and higher
And the strong will thrive
Yes, the weak will cower
While the fittest will survive
If we wait for the darkest hour
'Till we spring alive
Then with claws of fire
We devour like a falcon in the dive.
These are the days, YES!
Days of glory, days of rage and the dream
And the dream of Paris preys on my bones
Gnawing night and day and
Clawing through my brain and
No, never kneel, never bend
Rend him to bits, BITE!
For the beauty of the fight
I'm not a man to hunger for blood but the spirit can cry
To be younger and fiercer and fly
Piercing into the sky and higher
And the strong will thrive
Yes, the weak will cower
While the fittest will survive
If we wait for the darkest hour
'Till we spring alive
Then will claws of fire
We devour like a falcon...
IN THE DIVE!
alright, now no anonymous posting after we're done, which is now.