I killed a man.

I killed one guy but died like, 17 times. I really suck.

I fucked my horse, dog, brother, grandpa, 2 nephews, masturbated onto an anthill and licked my mother.

I reported >>1 to the police for homicide.
I reported >>2 to the police for mass suicide.
I reported >>3 to the police for mass gametocide.

I reposted in my own topic.

took the most intense shower of my life and cooked

I made a song

I walked alone in a forest in the middle of the night.

I woke up at 6AM to take the train to work [which was delayed by half an hour thanks to construction], and now I have to play racing games for 8 hours despite my notable lack of sleep. Ah well...at least I get overtime pay, I guess.

OP here.

I woke up. More later.