ok, so a while ago me and my friend were texting this one girl i know, were were talking and it got to a point where we were asking how big my dick is and how big here breasts are. but it didnt get much further than that, other than trying to get pics of her breasts. So now my friend doesnt want to do anything with it again but i want to start something like that with her again, so heres my plan, Im going to text her pretending to be my friend and tell her that I might wanna do something like that.I dont want something to go wrong and her to tell people that im a perv and ruin my life but i dont know if she is still, well,...sluty... i guess is the only word i can think of. I also don't want to ruin our friendship cause me and her are kinda friends. heres what i plan to text here (i took out the names):
hey, its blah, im using blah's phone, mines dead, im like 90% sure that he might want to do that thing where you guys were asking each other questions and negotiating for pictures of eachother. don't text back right now because i was just able to sneak in this message while he goes and does something. don't message me either cause my parents monitor my phone heavlily. and their really suspocious. so text him later tonight if you wanna.
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what should I do? should i say something else or should i aprotciate a diffrent way or what? I need your advice...I have been thinking about it alot and I think I might text her today
Why do you need to impersonate your friend?
You seem to like to complicate your life,...
if she doesnt want to then she will - well idk, it just doesnt sound so perverted if i dont confront her about it. what should i say? PLS HELP
hrmmm, I think you have to own up to your desires, man.
not quite sure what you mean there...
text her yourself? just do it that way, rejection will be a lot less painful without the pervert aspect using your friend's phone will bring, which she'd find out about if she doesn't reject you anyway.
just fucken do it, is the simplest way. be MANLY.
about a week ago I asked her if she was going out with this one guy and she said that they arnt but they liek eachother. and a couple days ago at school they were together talking in a back area of scholl with not alot of people.
tl;dr
suicide is your only option.
does she seem at all interested in you, or remains "woefully ignorant of your feelings" for the most part? if she's ignorant, it's not because she hasn't noticed (trust me, she did) but she doesn't want anything to do with you. she may have lied about the other guy because you made her feel awkward.
and, like that other dude said, asking her to TITS or GTFO is not the best way to get on her good side.
if, on the other hand, she seems somewhat interested, just joke around a bit with her. joke around a little with that whole pics thing and eventually the conversation will go back there probably.
how should i joke?
are you serious? I don't know, these things vary wildly depending on all the factors involved. basically you just sort of bring it up in a way that DOESN'T make it look like you've been thinking about it all this time - like you have been - but also makes it seem like you thought it was pretty silly & unlikely - like a normal person.
my theory here is that you're crazy with teenageritis, and we're trying to cover that up here.