Teenagers are stupid... (41)

1 Name: Old Dude : 2007-12-12 16:12 ID:u2x47sr8

They never do nothin'.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-12 20:31 ID:5rvHbKLA

that pretty much sums it up

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-12 20:34 ID:5rvHbKLA

oh, and, way to baby them like they're defenseless pansies - see that emo kid cutting himself, or the other kid sexing it up and doin drugs, or that kid that plays his x-box for 25 hours of the day? yeah, they're gonna be running things in the future.

way to f*cking go, world. Cuz' pansies are what the future really needs.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-13 00:05 ID:Heaven

Teenagers should go out into the wild, and hunt them some deer. Real fresh meat, and survive for at least 2 weeks alone. Then they shall become MANLY.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-13 03:12 ID:Heaven

>...for 25 hours of the day

Are you the kid that doesn't know a day is 24 hours?

>>4 has one of the best ideas.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-13 04:04 ID:5MLG8CQ9

>>5

In Yoorup it's 25 frames per second.. ur, I mean hours in a day.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-14 10:57 ID:p3qCIAZu

do you guys know that the average male reaches the peak of his fertility aged 17? from then on it's downhill. Gz on your depleted sperm counts

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-14 16:49 ID:82Hp1XXI

Yeah but at least we produce some sperm for the rest of our lives, ulike women and their biological timebomb ;)

9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-23 00:18 ID:I6TK+qQ8

Like i didn;t fap it all away when i was 17... (no girl to use as cum dump)

10 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-23 01:50 ID:UAEIUa5o

That reminds me of some guys who were talking about boxers while I was in high school. Apparently you have higher sperm counts with boxers because your testicles are further from the body and thus cooler. They were raving how awesome this is.

Okay, that's cool and all, but why the fuck would a teenage guy want a high sperm count?

11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-23 03:48 ID:87hPJzad

>>7

Why would anybody care?
You have sex because it feels good, not to help the world's overpopulation.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-24 21:08 ID:Heaven

>>10

It's an excuse to switch from briefs to more fashionable boxers, without revealing themselves to be self-conscious metrosexual cunts.

13 Name: lazz : 2007-12-30 08:09 ID:8lxutnaG

oi we fkn r awsum !
i ben at the beach all week and party hard fukrz
dnt be stupid teens hav mor fun than all adults coz we dnt hav to pay bills and shit so we put all our job money into alcohole and drugz. its awsumm!
if u wana hav fun as a teen cum to australia!
goen 2 be so fkn wasteddd tomoro its new yearz goin to a masiv party and getn a root thattssss theee wayy ii ROOOLLLEEE BABBEHHH ! suck it up. :P

14 Name: lazz : 2007-12-30 08:26 ID:8lxutnaG

nd yer sex feelz gud and teenage boys shuld hav lower sperm count coz we dnt want kids yet ! ahhhhh pregnancy taken home 2 ur parents iz badddd shit. lol

15 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-31 11:30 ID:g4Dd/6Sh

>>13
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

16 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-02 06:32 ID:F18sONlO

>>12
Seconded. Higher sperm count = fail on all levels unless you intend to conceive at that exact moment.

That being said, switching to boxers was truly a stroke of brilliance. Suddenly my balls were free.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-02 13:00 ID:/ZTkZjZb

Not all teenagers are stupid and lazy (but a vast number of them are). I exercise regularily, go to all my university lectures, complete my assignments before the due date, and get up at 0700 every day. Just a common stereotype...

18 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-02 22:40 ID:gYtRH4Dw

No u. I'm atleast surfing da intarbutts! Oh wait..

19 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-05 02:35 ID:Skc8L83W

>>5 omg, you are so retarded...

"4 has the best ideas"... omg everyone knows that that is you... what a loser

20 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-07 05:49 ID:QTCp9Vka

It is the first lesson that young man should learn is
nothing he know.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-08 00:03 ID:ymBL1s+8

omg..teenagers r fuckin gay stupid immature dumbass fuckfaced twitbitching faggots. teenage girls=total dumbass slutty hoars. ''oh look at me I'm so mature...NOT'' whore.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-08 16:14 ID:Su4NmFso

OH MY GOD, STEAL THIS BOARD WITH POOR GRAMMER!
OMG STEEL DIS BROAD WIHT TEH POR GRMR!11!71nine!

>>15
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

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24 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-11 06:07 ID:oyY+KeRM

>>13 do the world a favour and kill yourself.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-11 11:46 ID:bI3fv2Ux

teenage bitches with are HOT

26 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-11 14:43 ID:oyY+KeRM

>>25 fuck yeah. this thread is now about jailbait. post some links to some jailbait.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-11 21:09 ID:Heaven

> Global Rules:
> 1) Do not violate any Australian or American law, directly or otherwise.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-12 04:59 ID:oyY+KeRM

>>27 what has that got to do with this thread?

29 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-12 08:07 ID:Heaven

The biggest problem is, people from other countries than America/Australia don't know much about their law.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-12 13:17 ID:g4Dd/6Sh

>>28

> post some links to some jailbait.

There's a reason why it's call jailbait.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-12 13:36 ID:xoO7EUq/

Pics of jailbait aren't illegal anyway. Unless they're nudes, but nobody technically asked for that. anonib has a decent thread for that although occasionally some fool slips in a nude. :-/

32 Name: . : 2008-01-12 15:48 ID:oyY+KeRM

>>30 so pictures of 12 to 17 yr old girls fully clothed is illegal now?

33 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-12 16:10 ID:Heaven

>>32
In fact it can be illegal, at least in the USA.

34 Name: . : 2008-01-13 02:01 ID:oyY+KeRM

>>33 wow i didnt know that :S thats fucking ridiculous

35 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-13 05:38 ID:Heaven

It usually considers an underage person in very little clothing and highly sexualized, AFAIK

36 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-13 11:32 ID:Heaven

If it were illegal to look at such things then visiting MySpace for more than 15 seconds would probably be illegal.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-14 03:54 ID:Heaven

and it's really only children in the borderline pornography that gets prosecuted, not teens.
I don't follow these thing that much, though. So I don't know what's going on in American courts.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-14 03:54 ID:Heaven

so i guess not technically jailbait in the strictest sense

39 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-14 12:34 ID:Heaven

Well, if you were to hit that shit, and you got caught, then you would be in jail, hence the word jailbait. It has never been illegal to look, for the same reason that browsing a porno when you're married is not cheating.

40 Name: Wife : 2008-01-14 14:20 ID:roMGX2Fo

>>39

TOM! YOU ARE LOOKING AT PORNOS???

41 Name: Tom : 2008-01-15 12:45 ID:Heaven

Yes dear, check out the legs on this schoolgirl. I remember when yours weren't 99% cellulite.

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