I know we all pretend to be virgins and losers with no social life just for the lolz but is anyone here really still a virgin?? I mean I know it's kind of unbelievable that someone over 18 is still a virgin but there has to be someone here who is such a failure and pathetic loser to still be one. Tell us what it’s like to be an adult and never have had sexual intercourse yet.
Better a virgin then loosing virginity to your dad, right >>1?
I was in my mid-20's, but I'm not sure if it counts, because I'm still th same as I was before.
>>1 is 35, just got laid, wants to try to rub it in nerd faces.
Don't be a jerk, many people over 18 are still virgins, myself included, it doesn't make you or me that much of a "failure and pathetic loser". You sound like a total faggot.
"unbelievable", my fucking ass.
There is a difference. Fapping is less satisfying after you tasted vagoo fluid. :/
>>2
"loosing" virginity? Erm, if it's really that loose, you are not a virgin.
Standards like that are why I was so depressed on my 22nd birthday.
There was a celebrity that admitted they didn't have sex until they were 21, and I figured I could beat that, but I didn't.
I might have been happy if I didn't have this label that society said I had to shed. And, being happier, I might have gotten laid.
As if anyone over 18 would still be a virgin. That's just too pathetic - even for 4-ch.
>>11 is a 36 year old who just lost his virginity to an old gay and wants to show off now.
>>15 double-virgin. Can only become a non-virgin with a three-way.
>>16 But both of the other two have to be human. In other words, it doesn't count if one of them is his cat.
Well, I also fucked a dead man. So, fuck you, I am not a virgin.
If the rules of logic ever applied to sex, then oral sex could be traded directly for oral sex. A token few bucks could be given to the person who performs it first, or whoever spends more time.
This is how virginity affects the mind. It makes people wish that sex worked differently, instead of working within the rules provided by nature.
> within the rules provided by nature.
You mean, like, rape?
>>23
I thought he meant prostitution.
Which goes to show we're both fucked in the head.
I'm 28 and still a virgin, doesn't bother me one bit. Seems to bother everyone BUT me though, people seem to think I'm "abnormal" somehow, or gay. What's amusing is when a girl tells me I need to "get laid", I ask her if she's offering, and she suddenly gets really quiet.
I had sex at 15. You know you're the shit when you ride your bike home from the bitch's house. Lern 2 sex.
>>26
Maybe she's just shy. You should get a little alcohol into her and then stick it in her pooper.
No, if SHE rode away from your house on a bike, THEN you would be the shit.
So please remind me why sex matters? I'm 25, virgin, and it doesn't bother me as much as it bothers other people. Seriously, if you're really starved for sex, go hire a hooker.
So it doesn't bother you that every woman you've ever met has decided that your seed is poison?
Admirable.
i don't carry any poisonous seeds and i don't understand what they have to do here.
Women don't have sex with losers because instinctively they know it'll result in a loser baby. And that makes Darwin a sad panda.
Jesus Christ people, that's some serious troll feeding.
in that case, all the hot chicks need to find an ugly guy. then it'll even out and everyone will be like a 6.