If your name is Pooey Dogs Bum you should become a veterinarian that specializes in removing the poo from a dogs bum. You would be Dr. Pooey Dogs Bum, the dogs bum doctor.
I actually lol'd at this.
Also, I lose the game.
I am now manually breathing.
I am now manually blinking.
That settles it.
From this day forward, General shall be known as DQN-lite.
fuckoff.exe