Making money without working (25)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-20 18:17 ID:yLVXpEN4

I need money, but I don't want to get a job.

Any ideas?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-20 18:20 ID:vdfHQL+l

Prostitution.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-20 18:22 ID:yLVXpEN4

>>2
That's kind of like a job. I would have to work at specific hours and my pimp would "tax" me.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-20 18:23 ID:yLVXpEN4

Also, I'm ugly and male.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-20 19:32 ID:Heaven

Beg outside a Wal-Mart. You'll make more money than the cahiers inside.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-20 20:45 ID:Heaven

If you are a Westerner, you had better come to Japan. Then, you will probably succeed in prostituting.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-21 04:19 ID:79T1U+sX

  1. Buy a PO Box.
  2. Place an ad in the local alt. weekly paper asking for people to mail $1 to that PO Box.
  3. ???
  4. PROFIT.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-21 05:04 ID:8JlImyFH

Offer to let people punch you in the face for $20.
Since you are ugly, you can charge a premium.
As you get more gruesome due to this abuse, they will pay more for the pleasure of assaulting your ugly mug.
Eventually your face will be so messed up you can join a gimp show or call it a disability and collect benefits.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-21 11:50 ID:RbG7Tnhn

>>8
rofl
WIN!

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-21 12:29 ID:Xb9pex5e

>>1
easy. become an hero.

11 Name: Bumplestiltskin : 2008-02-21 16:41 ID:Heaven

Serious answer: Babysitting.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-21 17:03 ID:Heaven

It depends on which country you belong to, you know

13 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-21 17:06 ID:yLVXpEN4

>>12
Scotland.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-21 17:32 ID:Heaven

>>13
I heard that Northern Europe countries are developed in the social security. You can throw all of your fortune away 'cos you survive in the end.
I envy you.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-27 02:01 ID:Jc/XlexF

Go gamble...high risk, high return!

16 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-28 09:28 ID:uTOP2bz5

>>13
Get on the dole, you lazy git.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-28 14:17 ID:yLVXpEN4

>>16
I'm a student, so I can't.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-28 15:03 ID:l1S/maF9

mwahahahahaha what kind of nasty stingy country doesn't let students be on the dole? How are you supposed to study properly and support yourself at the same time?

19 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-28 15:36 ID:yLVXpEN4

We get student loans and a bursary, but we're left with nothing after paying rent and whatnot.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-29 01:22 ID:Heaven

>>19
Unless you're living in a high-rent area (in which case, why the fuck haven't you moved out?), I'm assuming that "whatnot" is booze and porn.

Therefore, stop spending money on booze and porn. Voila, inexplicably, you have extra amounts of money.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-29 16:31 ID:Heaven

>>20
I'd assume 'whatnot' is food, utilities, transportation and medical coverage.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-29 21:13 ID:yLVXpEN4

>>20
See >>21.

Also, I am now forced to look for an actual job.

This really isn't like me at all.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-29 21:15 ID:yLVXpEN4

Also, who pays for porn anyway?

24 Name: Anonymous : 2008-03-01 10:22 ID:Heaven

>>21
Fuck that, who needs medical coverage? And food? Pah!

25 Name: Anonymous : 2008-03-02 03:58 ID:Heaven

>>24
Solution: Eat the hearts of men for food, gaining their strength and becoming immortal.

Kill two birds with one stone!

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