Hi, I'm a serial killer (34)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-07 16:16 ID:Vlc2T3/R

I meet suicidal people online, then talk them into letting me kill them. We usually meet IRL three or four times before I do the deed. I've slept with a few of my victims, but try not to pressure anyone into doing something they don't want to do.

So, if you're in the lower 48 and feeling depressed, let's hookup <3

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-07 18:08 ID:igTrYvrH

Whoa, that's really hot. I'm not depressed and I'm not in the 'lower 48', but I totally support this.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-07 20:43 ID:iUuVyiDd

reported to FBI

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-08 05:37 ID:uHcxxi1r

I don't feel like traveling far, though this sounds interesting. Around what state(s) are you based in, exactly?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-08 11:29 ID:JhxS3fst

> but try not to pressure anyone into doing something they don't want to do.

at first it kind of disturbed me but after reading this you seem alright.
good luck with the serial killing!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-08 14:37 ID:Vlc2T3/R

>>4

Anywhere really. Sometimes I fly out to meet people, but more often I bus cross-country. It can be kind of scary sometimes until you remind yourself that you kill people.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-08 18:41 ID:KvBUvEfN

do you take money from them, or is the killing payment enough?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-09 21:03 ID:Heaven

Well, this is certainly an ethically ambiguous situation.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-11 16:23 ID:Vlc2T3/R

>>7

Not normally. If it's far away, people will split the bus fare/plane ticket expenses with me, and when we go out my victims tend to pick up my tab at bars and restaurants. And a few people have bought me gifts, but never anything real expensive. Aside from that, I don't touch their cash. The way I see it, everything belongs to the relatives once I kill the previous owner.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-11 20:56 ID:Heaven

>>9

Aww, a morally unambiguous set of after affairs! :D

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-11 21:56 ID:PpaQK///

What's your usual method of doing them in?

12 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-12 15:04 ID:Vlc2T3/R

I prefer knives and stuff I get from medical catalogs. When my victims request a particular way of being done for, it's usually strangulation.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-12 15:04 ID:Vlc2T3/R

I prefer knives and stuff I get from medical catalogs. When my victims request a particular way of being done for, it's usually strangulation.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-12 16:33 ID:PvRWQ9Kv

Do you have a blog?

15 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-15 09:50 ID:rfLZqHtB

>>12
how can i get in contact with you?

16 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-15 13:58 ID:djhmbUdo

Would you mind if I filmed the act?

If the answer to the above question is yes, are you able to spot a camera lens embedded in a bear?

17 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-16 13:06 ID:Vlc2T3/R

>>15

Be suicidal on an extremely popular online forum. I'll get around to you eventually.

>>16

Why so mean?

18 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-16 20:55 ID:+8VRa4vD

I'm a cereal killer. I killed a box of Raisin Bran last month.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-18 02:36 ID:eZv67Z+6

im a cereal killer too. i killed a box of choco chex

20 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-18 20:28 ID:VS/QY7Y1

I'm a guy who enjoys humorous homophones

21 Name: CerealKiller : 2008-04-18 21:24 ID:ylSqRp/k

I'm CerealKiller. From the movie "Hackers".

>>1 is a good person. His deeds are a win-win situation for both killer and victim!

22 Name: Frosted Flakes : 2008-04-18 22:40 ID:WnIaU2qK

I'm a suicidal box of cereal looking for a cereal killer to pour me in milk and eat me.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-19 00:48 ID:rvdGjbzI

>>22

Oh baby where have you been all my life?

24 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-19 08:17 ID:7WW1itYX

Are your deeds usually reported as suicides? How do you avoid incriminating yourself?

25 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-19 11:51 ID:ylSqRp/k

>>24
I bet if the victim really wants to die, they would choose how to make it the way to leave no traces, which could lead to the killer.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-19 14:43 ID:Heaven

>>24

Usually reported as disappearances, and usually it's easy to avoid incriminating myself when my victims help.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-19 15:33 ID:Heaven

I am kira

28 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-20 01:34 ID:Heaven

I am Amadara

29 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-12 19:03 ID:1NMMHhu3

your a fucking faggot the odds that you do this without getting caught after blabbering it on the interbutts is so fucking slim for all i know your probally a little 10 year old emo who wants to act all cool. GTFO

30 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-12 19:14 ID:Heaven

Proof or get the fuck out, >>1.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-12 21:27 ID:Heaven

>>30
in after FBI

32 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-12 21:36 ID:U03HCmJZ

how honorable of you, do you take credit card?

33 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-02 15:38 ID:xlPBLQ3L

>>28
Lol, whose the Red Queen then?

If he takes the belonging, he would get fingerprints on them... At least have a wirrten note from the "victim" if your going to do the s***, OP.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-23 19:50 ID:jHtIUXqr

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