I like Billy Crystal because he is a jew like me, except he has money. Oh god I wish I had money too ;_;

Billy also likes acting and he is talented. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a boyfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Billy is like my dreamguy he has a :) face I love that. He is also nice why aren't real guys nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Billy and he wouldn't dump me because he's so nice and cool.

We would act out plotscripts all day and watch City Slicker and other cool movies on TV, and I would have sex with him because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a man.