Outsmarted by a roach (30)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-10 15:34 ID:Heaven

I was in the kitchen and I saw a big roach so I decided to grab a tissue box and smash it into the roach. It was on the wall so I grabbed a chair so I could get some more height and smash it.

I smashed it and it fell the to floor. I was standing over it and it wasn't moving. I didn't feel like picking it up and throwing it in the bin. I went back to look for food and on my way back to my room the roach disapeared.

It outsmarted me by playing dead. Fuck. I just felt like creating a topic.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-10 16:49 ID:Heaven

I can't believe I'm sharing a messageboard with a guy who has roaches in his house.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-10 16:54 ID:Heaven

Serves you for smashing it. :(

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-10 17:08 ID:F8f8huB1

Roaches aren't smart enough for that. It got bodily assumption'd. You have killed the roach Jesus.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-10 20:15 ID:JkePWofj

>>2
I have mice in my house.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-10 20:52 ID:a7WiQHa9

>>5
I have humans in my house.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-12 00:45 ID:/ksqbpQb

>>6
I have inferiors in my house.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-12 13:04 ID:Heaven

>>6 >>7 same thing

9 Name: Kohei : 2008-05-12 13:56 ID:D3wgW6Hf

I have couches in my house.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-13 03:52 ID:SH2514TW

I have small, exact replicas of my house in my house

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-13 08:34 ID:Heaven

>>10

Recursive house is recursive.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-13 09:35 ID:Heaven

>>10
But did you replicate the vermin inside for complete accuracy?

13 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-13 13:28 ID:GK1JzSMN

>>12
The roach sleeps inside the bed.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-21 02:20 ID:Heaven

I have lowlifes in my house.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-23 18:51 ID:rH78Q18t

There is a moose in my house.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-23 19:24 ID:Heaven

I'm too poor to afford a home, so I just live inside my computer. You guys should see some of the bugs I have to deal with.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-24 20:19 ID:Heaven

I have your mother in my house.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-26 14:16 ID:GK1JzSMN

Tell her to come home and kill the roach.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-26 22:35 ID:Heaven

>>12
just pass the roach by reference.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-29 12:59 ID:AtmGcVRq

I crushed a roach in the car garage and left it there for two days, and then it disappeared. Someone said they saw a leg on it twitch, but then thought it was a trick of the light. Damn thing was just faint.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-30 05:57 ID:Heaven

the best way to kill any kind of vermin is to vaporize them with a high-powered laser. preferably with some sort of auto-targeting system so you don't have to sit around waiting for them.

just remember to turn it off before walking into the room.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-30 10:05 ID:Heaven

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-30 23:22 ID:Kl1bjevF

Or, if not a moose, then a tiny Asian woman:

http://www.yahoo.com/s/891144

24 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-02 15:41 ID:+yhfMMkp

>>21
Or just layabout traps all over (poison etc)... Worked with anything I faced...

25 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-02 15:41 ID:+yhfMMkp

>>21
Or just layabout traps all over (poison etc)... Worked with anything I faced...

26 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-02 20:08 ID:Kl1bjevF

>>25
How do you set traps for double posts?

27 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-23 19:50 ID:3JhbwVCC

あげる

28 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-12 14:32 ID:NauYTbkq

I have women in my house. >:{

29 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-13 13:51 ID:g8sucVDi

I suggest baiting with money, or poor trolls.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-26 02:49 ID:WXqiea9l

After successfully playing dead, a roach will absorb the texture of the surrounding environment and kill you using close quarters combat.

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