I was in the kitchen and I saw a big roach so I decided to grab a tissue box and smash it into the roach. It was on the wall so I grabbed a chair so I could get some more height and smash it.
I smashed it and it fell the to floor. I was standing over it and it wasn't moving. I didn't feel like picking it up and throwing it in the bin. I went back to look for food and on my way back to my room the roach disapeared.
It outsmarted me by playing dead. Fuck. I just felt like creating a topic.
I can't believe I'm sharing a messageboard with a guy who has roaches in his house.
Roaches aren't smart enough for that. It got bodily assumption'd. You have killed the roach Jesus.
I have couches in my house.
I have small, exact replicas of my house in my house
>>10
But did you replicate the vermin inside for complete accuracy?
There is a moose in my house.
I'm too poor to afford a home, so I just live inside my computer. You guys should see some of the bugs I have to deal with.
Tell her to come home and kill the roach.
I crushed a roach in the car garage and left it there for two days, and then it disappeared. Someone said they saw a leg on it twitch, but then thought it was a trick of the light. Damn thing was just faint.
the best way to kill any kind of vermin is to vaporize them with a high-powered laser. preferably with some sort of auto-targeting system so you don't have to sit around waiting for them.
just remember to turn it off before walking into the room.
Or, if not a moose, then a tiny Asian woman:
>>21
Or just layabout traps all over (poison etc)... Worked with anything I faced...
>>21
Or just layabout traps all over (poison etc)... Worked with anything I faced...
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I have women in my house. >:{
I suggest baiting with money, or poor trolls.
After successfully playing dead, a roach will absorb the texture of the surrounding environment and kill you using close quarters combat.