I would look hot in a suit

They call me the thinker. I've been thinking low and high. I can't think of thoughts that I'm after, till the day I die.

Most of the replies in this thread are going to start with 'I', because god forbid said posters are capable of dictating without self reference.

>>3

Whereas in reality, so far not one reply (since the OP's post isn't a reply) has started with "I', making you wrong based on empirical evidence.

>>4

Then I still have an a priori chance? Right?

>>5
I don't think so.

Today I learned that it's okay to die and I should not fear it for many reasons I'm too lazy to type here ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITONS!

>>7

wtf MITONS

WHAT IS SIGNIFICANCE OF MITONS??

>>8 warmth :)

General needs emergency mittens.

Solution: emergency mitten bookmarklet

Suit or not, I still look like shit.

>>12
Seconded!

>>11
How does one do that?

I'm terrified of javascript.

Despite being the ugliest girl in the room at any given time, I'm still the hottest(/only) girl on my CSS server. Also, MITONS.

MITONS
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Hiding notes in your pants and asking to go to the restrooms half way through an exam is an easy way to get an A.

>>16
So is studying said notes beforehand. :p

>>16

Dunno, most of the professors I had had a policy of 'if you walk out the door on test day, you're not getting back in'.

>>18
Sounds like an anal sex policy.

>>18
We had escorts.

Plus, no time to finish the test, let alone spend 10 minutes fiddling with your wang.

あげる

Are birds really tiny raptors with wings?

>>22
No they are tiny penguins with wings.

I could insure my penis. I could get it a lawyer and everything.

>>24 probably, but there would be no point unless you actually use it.

>>25

oh snap etc

Bruce Wayne is the Batman.

Nerds Rule!

I know a lot about jews without being a jew myself.