Listen up faggots. I am the best guitar hero, I won 11 competitions this year already, an i only entered them for jokes. No one can touch me. I am the english bull dog.
What have you faggots done recently appart from wank over pics of chink girls? nothing, and I bet youre mothers clean your asses for you. I have an sexy girlfriend yeah, shes so hot, she blows me every day you see, when ever I ask. Later on i will fucked her in the ass.
I chalange any of you to take me on, you will fail. None of you fools have my skillz, or my respect.
Darren
Wait.
Your real name isn't DERRICK ACOSTA is it?
I thought you died in an MTG accident?