I'll start:
"I have the answer, but it involves destruction and mayhem.
God Bless"
~ from the Romance board
"You are not elitist enough for this thread!"
~ from the Music board
"CLANNAD IS LIFE."
~ from the Fashion board
"please americans, do not talk like a anime character.
this is not how normal people talk.
it is a little embarrassing too watch
because she doesn't understand she is fool.
but i would also like to fuck this girl,
at full force in her vagina, mouth, and ass."
~ "Emily" @ 日本語
"Actually, blacks hate black people the most of all.
I read it somewhere, so it must be true."
~ from the Politics board
"Indians"
~try to find it in some boards.
"PINKU like what a bento box shouldn't be. That cloud has only one Kotoba."
~ "ITT the current color of the sky" thread, DQN
>>8
Actually it can, by putting ass before mouth.
And the highly disturbing thing is that I always wondered why this wasn't the case.
"The other day i was serving a customer, felt something strange down by my ankle, looked down and she was pouring a satchet of pepper into my shoe. She then looks up at me with this adorable grin on her face. That's the kind of friendship we have going there."
~ from the Romance board
"JAPANESE IS LIAR THERE IS NO COREAN SEX ARMY ON EARTH!!!!!!"
~ Science Board, originally from Politics