I want to rip off this guy's face who I goto school with. Any suggestions on what tools I could use to make this any easier to do? I'm pretty sure my bare hands won't do the trick.
xacto knife. cut around the edges and pull it right off.
Vacuum cleaner
razorblade? :D
Apply papier mache, and be very forceful with its removal
Be sure to knock him out first - he probably won't enjoy sitting there waiting for it to dry
Then again, it's pretty clear you don't want him to enjoy it
If you just want to un-face this guy, vaporize a strong solution of NaOH on him. It does wonders and bubbles!
Assuming you don't care about preserving the face, I'd recommend peeling it off with a straight razor or very sharp knife.