Well ok...this list is by no means "complete" and focuses on Reddit . Combining Digg and Reddit, fagboy tools are everywhere and number potentially in the millions. Some of the most obvious include:
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Apple Fagboy Tool - Steve Jobs is their lord and savior, all they buy is Apple shit. These tools are typically students and/or unemployed. Not sure how they get money.
Bluetooth Fagboy Tool - anyone with those ultra faggy bluetooth ear pieces stuck in their ear. Rumor has they cause brain tumors and these tools will have a short life expectancy.
Reddit Gold Fagboy Tool - They bought a reddit gold account so they can see a feature a couple of hours before the rest of us do. They are contributing to the personal enrichment of the owners of reddit, whom are now sellouts. Not Mythbuster level sellouts (they have a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way to go), but sellouts none the less.
Syfy Fagboy Tool - These tools like Firefly, Serenity, V, Lost, and Battlestar Galactica. They have no god damn clue what GOOD science fiction is and their entire lives are actually based on hackery.
Comrade Barky Tool - Obama can and never will do any wrong. In reality, these tools are little liberal commie faggots who hate rich people because they are not rich, but long to be rich themselves.
Comrade Barky Health Care plan is Good Tool - A slight "variation" of the Comrade Barky Tool where they believe Barky actually fixed Health Care. Instead, he created the single greatest class division policy in America's history. Rich vs Poor? You ain't seen NOTHING yet. Not to mention the creation of new class of tax evaders!
Steam Fagboy Tool - One of many variation of the Apple Fagboy Tool. In this version, it is all about Steam. A game company who started selling Mac OS X versions of their warez and they went from shit to awesome overnight. Bad mouth Steam on Reddit and watch the downmods come on in.
Pro-Government Fagboy Tool - These tools believe 911 happened the way the govt claimed, Afghanistan and Iraq are legit and Wikileaks is great...but Bush II was bad. Did I mention they are almost always DEMOCRATS. These tools do not know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Circumcision Fagboy Tool - believe Circumcision is child abuse.
Feminism FagGIRL Tool - believe all sex between a man and a woman is rape. This also includes men who are feminists and feel guilty for raping their wives when they horny...or even the wife asking for sex. It is still rape! This group also includes women whom love sex and have no problem being promiscuous whores, just as long as a man is not around to "rape" them. These faggirls will be in /r/2XC, /r/Feminism /r/rapesupport, and /r/pregnantasaresultofarapesupport.
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What should you do should you encounter a fagboy tool of any type:
On the internet, downmod his submission, comments, and expose them to your friends.
In the real world, beat them to death with a trash can (Dogbert's favorite way of killing the useless in society).