Suicide prevention workshops every hour on the hour

I'm not single D:

>>2
We're all anonymous here. No need to lie.

I have an internet girlfriend.

I really hope she's a man.

>>4
We're all supporting you on this. Right, guys?!

Hello,

I am >>4's internet girlfriend. And I am a man. So, I would just like to say that, yes, >>5, I fully support this.

>>4

it's a trap

>>4 & 6
Congratulations, you two!

>>4, you did it man! You only had to believe in yourself!!

>>8 I finally achieved something in my life.

Now I'm going to spend several hundred dollars to fly out and meet the fat jobless furry of my dreams.

>>8
Do you mind if I collect all the entries in this thread and release it as a book? A beautiful and inspiring tale about overcoming your weaknesses and finding true love. It will sell a lot of copies and will spawn a movie and t.v. series. Not to mention 3 companies will fight for the rights to do a manga adaptation.

>>10

You forgot the part about saving 4-ch with royalties

Wait a minute O_o

I'm not single, my lover is an internet-man, do you guys support me too? =)))

lol

>>13 says it all really