I have a confession to make. I am so obsessed with the internet that I get in flamewars with myself.
It started out so innocently -- I was just posting some flamebait to get a rise out of people, you know, like all the trolls do. But nobody was taking my bait this particular day, and I was really bored... so I flamed myself using my other user account. Before long, I was spending entire threads arguing with myself! How can I stop?
That was a nice vacation.
Now I'm back from the grave.
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