hello I am a young troll I would like some advice in trolling perhaps tactics and or ways to troll people .
information would be great Thanks !

ok wrong board sorry .

(´･ω･`) it's alright

LESSON ONE:

NEVER APOLOGIZE

LESSON TWO:

CLAIM THAT YOU POSTED IN A WRONG BOARD. (DONE)

LESSON THREE:

NEVER SAGE A THREAD, TO MAKE SURE YOUR POST WILL BE READ.

LESSON FOUR:

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

LESSON FIVE:

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER.

LESSON 6:

USE A WITTY TOPIC NAME

LESSON EIGHT:

SKIP LESSON 7. LESSON 7 PIG DISGUSTING. I HATE LESSON 7.

LESSON 7:

THAT GUY, LESSON 8, HE'S A COCKSUCKING FAGGOT. HE DID NOT USE ENOUGH POINTLESS PROFANITY AND ALL HIS IDEAS AND BELIEFS ABOUT THE UNIVERSE ARE INCORRECT ENTIRELY.

LESSON 7:

HEY, THIS IS LESSON 7. STOP IMPERSONATING ME YOU FAG. ALSO COCKS.

LESSON 9:

HURRY UP SEVEN AND EIGHT ME OUT.
I MEAN EAT. DAMN I'M HORNY

LESSON 10:

ALWAYS BE AT LEAST IMPLICITLY RACIST

LESSON 11:

11 IS HOW MANY AFRICANS YOU MUST KILL TO GET TO LESSON 12

LESSON 12:

Break patterns to disturb and confuse the victims.

LESSON 13:

IGNORE ALL OF THIS, I SUCK COCKS

LESSON 14:

NEVER WORRY HOW HORRIBLE OR OBVIOUS YOUR TROLLING IS-- YOU ARE ALWAYS DOING IT IRONICALLY. ALWAYS.

OP is a nigger

LESSON 1:

>>17 BROKE THE FUCKING CHAIN AND NOW WE HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN

GODDAMNIT

sage

Go to YahooAnswers.
Be subtle.
Enjoy.

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THE TROLLER'S HANDBOOK

GENERAL GUIDELINES

1. Mask Your IP

There are two methods: CGI (Web-based) & Manual (via browser proxy options)

CGI proxies are one-time use only; if you are IP-banned on one, then use the next link.

http://www.vtunnel.com/
http://www.anonymouse.org/anonwww.html
http://www.afreefunkoxy.com/proxy/index.php
http://www.cgi-proxy.net/
http://www.hidemyass.com/
http://www.proxy.org/cgi_proxies.shtml
http://www.proxymummy.com/

The manual method involves configuring your web browser's proxy settings. This method is to be used if the CGI proxies no longer work with the forum you are raiding, or if the CGI method didn't work to begin with.

For Internet Explorer, follow these steps to use a proxy (similar steps apply to any other web browser).

a) Open up IE -> Tools -> Internet Options
b) Click the "Connections" tab, then go down to "LAN Settings"
c) Go down and check the "Proxy server" box, then fill in an address and port

Proxy lists can be acquired from http://www.proxy4free.com/index.html

Alternatively, you could download and try anonymous suite programs available from your favorite torrent sites. Use these at your own discretion.

2. Quick & Easy Emails (To verify and activate your forum account)

These sites give you an automatic temporary email address without requiring registration (Use one or the other).

http://www.temporaryinbox.com/index.php
http://www.mailinator.com/mailinator/index.jsp

3. Be Inconspicuous; Masquerade As Someone Else

In other words, when invading other forums, YOU ARE NEVER WHO YOU REALLY ARE. Ideally, you would raid forum A while pretending to be from forum B. Even better would be if forum A and B actually have bad diplomatic relationships with each other. Needless to say, use this to your advantage and create a living hell!

4. If Bored, Then Let Someone Else Have The Fun!

If after you make a few dozen threads, and you don't feel like participating in that raid anymore, then copy and paste your forum account details (IE. Username and password) somewhere, where everyone can see. If your account was banned however, then of course, just leave it be.

RANDOM TIPS

• Have multiple windows/tabs open. For example, have one tab (or more) used for creating multiple new threads, while having one tab used for viewing the forum (so you can refresh and check your progress).

• Have your stuff ready (e.g. on a text file) to copy/paste. Whatever it is, following on from the above point, you can now go to each of your "Create New Thread" windows/tabs and BOOM, six disgusting topics in a few seconds!

• Remember that when you click "Post New Topic", your thread will be created before the "You have created a new thread" confirmation comes up. This is useful if your proxy is running slow: Just click "Post New Topic" every say, 3-5 seconds. Your threads will be created even if the confirmation screen doesn't load. Refresh your forum view tab to confirm.

• Spam PM boxes. Send 1 or 2 PMs to people, generally asking for "help". You can throw some sick shit in there. Better yet, tell them something is messing up, and link them to something. Title it "Broken Thread" or something similar. Have the actual link contain Zoy, or another fun browser bomb.

• If the forum can detect that you are making duplicate threads, then the solution is simple: add an extra letter or two at the beginning of both your thread title and main body text.

THREAD/POST CONTENTS

What things can you put in your post?

• Distasteful pictures with appropriate image tags (hai2u, lemon party, goatse, etc)
• Pi to a million decimal places (3.14 etc)
• Page Widening ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_widening )
• Links to endless pop-up windows script sites
• Derogatory and demeaning messages while pretending to be from a rival forum
• Good old-fashioned meaningless spam

We at WTO hope that these tips give everyone a more enjoyable trolling experience. If you have any suggestions or comments, feel free to contact us.

OP is a nigger

Rosenrot oh rosenrot

PROTIP: if you have to worry about getting banned for trolling like >>22-26, you've just failed at trolling.

>>26
This is not trolling. This is boardshitting.
The real objective of a troll is to provide fine entertainment to troll connoisseurs.

Sign up on SA.

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>>33
bunch of cock-eating faggots

Trolls are an abomination under the LORD our God.

'Our' god? Wtfh? lrn2keepreligion.

>:O!

Your god sucks.
As does Scientology.
so.
GTFO.
Nub.
Trolls are the life of the intenet, as they always will be, newfag.