I'm resolutely putting off work that was due weeks ago. In the process, I seem to have learned the Dvorak layout.
What about you?

I should put some pants on.

I would post to ask what a Dvorak layout is but you'd procrastinate so long before answering me that I might as well just google it.

>>3
It's a keyboard arrangement alternative to the one most people are familiar with; QWERTY. Supposedly the position of the letters entails greater typing efficiency, or something.

I'll think of a reply to this thread later...

>>3
It's a famous Czech composer.

It's a surname, therefore >>4 and >>6

I can't switch it off. I pressed a power button, but it won't turn off.

Sod it. I'll try pressing it again and then study 4-ch archives for a couple of hours.